Bren
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"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa
"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend
Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler
I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!
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Highway Bloody Robbery
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's me, ...that's me between the shitty silver ford station wagon that looks like it had a stroke on account of not being right since I hit that fuckin roo years ago and the Victorian Police Officer. I'm the tall handsome cunt in the Viagra Boys T-Shirt, black shorts and thongs, long thick grey whispy hair tied back (all that was true except handsome!), but I am the cool one in the scene (smiley). The cop is dressed like a cop but he has a ticket book curled over professionally like a lion standing over a freshly killed antelope in a desert somewhere else some other time and/or place. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, please allow me to continue...
By Bren3 years ago in Confessions
