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French Government Collapses: Macron Faces Another Political Earthquake
The French government has collapsed once again, marking the latest chapter in a prolonged political crisis that has shaken Paris and tested President Emmanuel Macron’s grip on power. On September 8, 2025, Prime Minister François Bayrou lost a crucial confidence vote in parliament, triggering the fall of his short-lived administration.
By KAMRAN AHMAD4 months ago in The Swamp
E. Jean Carroll: From Advice Columnist to Symbol of Accountability
In the landscape of American journalism and justice, few names have carried as much recent weight as E. Jean Carroll. Known for decades as a witty and fearless advice columnist at Elle, Carroll has now become synonymous with resilience and accountability. Her lawsuits against former U.S. President Donald Trump transformed her from a cultural commentator into a central figure in one of the most high-profile legal battles of the 21st century.
By KAMRAN AHMAD4 months ago in The Swamp
Bill Pulte and the Future of Modern Philanthropy
From Homes to Hope: The Pulte Legacy When people hear the name Pulte, they often think of homebuilding. William Pulte, founder of PulteGroup, left behind a legacy of shaping communities across America through housing. His vision was simple but powerful: create affordable, quality homes where families could grow and thrive. That mission not only transformed neighborhoods but also laid the foundation for a legacy of community-building that continues today.
By KAMRAN AHMAD4 months ago in The Swamp
Vicarishame - 6
On Sept.5, 2o25, Trump hosted a White House dinner for techbros to talk about innovation, AI, bringing the tech jobs to the US, and all the other good things. The Wall Street Journal published this short version of them "toasting" Trump but there's a longer version of the dinner conversation covered by PBS (Trump, give them back their funding, otherwise I wouldn't have known what you were talking about at the dinner!):
By Lana V Lynx4 months ago in The Swamp
2 tickets -- sold in Missouri, Texas -- win massive $1.8B Powerball jackpot
In Missouri and Texas, two lucky Powerball players shared the second-largest prize ever given in the game's history, a massive jackpot of 1.8 billion dollars. The winning drawing took place on September 6, 2025, ending a long streak of rollovers that had captured national attention and created excitement among millions of lottery participants across the United States.
By GLOBAL NEWS4 months ago in The Swamp
If Anything Happens to Me: Lancaster County Is Trying to Kill Me
The Warning I Have to Leave Behind I admit it, I'm afraid they gonna kill me for this. -Tom MacDonald If you are reading this, it means the danger I’ve been living with is no longer hypothetical. I am a lawyer, a survivor, and a writer. My work has pulled back the curtain on corruption in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania—corruption that runs through the Sheriff’s Department, county commissioners, judges, and the solicitor’s office.
By Sunshine Firecracker4 months ago in The Swamp
Jalen Carter Spits on Dak Prescott A Shocking NFL Moment
Introduction In a stunning turn of events during the 2025 NFL season opener, Philadelphia Eagles’ standout defensive tackle Jalen Carter was ejected before even playing a snap—for allegedly spitting on Cowboys QB Dak Prescott. The incident not only altered the game’s momentum but also sent social media into a frenzy across the U.S.
By KAMRAN AHMAD4 months ago in The Swamp
Eagle The Enduring Symbol of America
Introduction: The Eagle as America’s Identity Few symbols are as deeply tied to the United States as the eagle. Chosen as the national emblem in 1782, the bald eagle represents freedom, power, and resilience. From government seals to sports mascots and even pop culture, the eagle continues to dominate as a unifying trend across the country.
By KAMRAN AHMAD4 months ago in The Swamp
Gold could hit nearly $5,000 if Trump undermines Fed, says Goldman Sachs
Goldman Sachs has made the bold prediction that if Donald Trump wins the presidential election and follows through on his stated desire to exert stronger influence over the Federal Reserve, the price of gold could soar close to $5,000 per ounce. The Wall Street bank explained in a recent note to clients that the combination of political uncertainty, potential fiscal expansion, and a weakening of the central bank’s independence could create the perfect environment for investors to rush into safe haven assets. Gold has long been viewed as a hedge against instability and inflation, and any disruption to the credibility of the United States’ monetary policy could magnify demand.
By GLOBAL NEWS4 months ago in The Swamp
TACO Calling PACO - 3
This conversation happened on September 3, 2025, after Trump watched clips from the military parade President Xi of China threw on the Tiananmen Square (!!!) to celebrate the end of WW2. The parade was attended by Putin, Kim Jon Un and other heads of states who'd gathered for the Shanghai Cooperation Organization's summit in Tianjin, China (Aug.31-Sept.1). Many experts see the summit as China's attempt to redefine the global relationships toward a multi-polar world with many centers of power and influence, and the parade - as a deliberate showoff of the Chinese military might and advanced military tech and equipment.
By Lana V Lynx4 months ago in The Swamp
