"I Want Him Out!"
The real story of Musk's ouster from DOGE
This well-researched documentary connects Project 2025 (The Heritage Foundation) with Musk's exodus from DOGE. I think the story might be a little simpler than that. Remember, Trump is a man of simple things.
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Stephen Miller runs into the Oval Office, sobbing and wiping the snort off his face with the sleeve of his jacket, and rushes to Trump's embrace. Trump, a famous germophobe, recoils, but pats Miller on the shoulder and asks, "What happened, Stephen?"
"I want him out, Mr.President, sir?"
"What? Who are you talking about?"
"Fucking Musk!"
"Ah. What did he do this time?"
"He is stealing my wife! The love of my life and the mother of my three children!" Stephen's cry talk was hard to understand, but Trump was experienced.
"What? How?" Trump asked incredulously.
"I thought we were friends! He paled with us, took us out to dinners and hung out at our home! A sneaky fucking backstabber! First, he lured her to work for DOGE, and now she tells me she wants to go work for him in his private companies!"
"Oh, really? I noticed he was going a little crazy these days. Like he is getting ready to leave or something."
"You know what it means, don't you, boss?"
"What does it mean, Stephen?"
"He wants to impregnate Katie! She is a beautiful smart woman! He wants his fucking seed in her, to continue his genius breeding program!"
"I wouldn't put this past him. You are right, Stephen, Katie is a beautiful smart young woman. I can see how Musk would want her for his baby. I can totally see that, and he is famous for fucking his female assistants and co-workers. So I wouldn't put this past him at all, " Trump said with a lewd, dreamy smile on his face.
Still wiping his face and sobbing, Miller said, "Would you want him to do that to Ivanka, Mr.President, sir?"
"God, no! What a terrible things to say, Stephen! Why would you even suggest this?"
"Because I want you to understand my pain, sir."
"You are crossing the line here, Stephen. Ivanka is my daughter! Happily married, and with three children!"
"Exactly! You always said that I'm like a son to you, sir! And I am happily married with three children, and here someone comes in and destroys my life! What would you do if that happened to Ivanka?"
"Good point, Stephen. That's why I like you, you are always so clear and direct in what you want. Just like in the excellent speeches you write for me that drive Democrats crazy. So clear and direct. So, what do you want me to do?"
"I want you to fire the prick, sir! Publicly, with great humiliation, so that Katie gets disgusted and comes back to me!"
"You know I can't do that, Stephen. Without Elon's help neither of us would be here. He is too powerful to fire, I don't want to start a war with the tech bros!"
"But half of them hate him and would be happy to see him go down, sir!"
"Still, I cannot risk a public falling out with him. He knows too much. He could damage us all beyond repair, Stephen."
"Could you at least tell him to stop fucking with my wife?"
"Do you have the proof I could show him? Like pictures, texts, phone calls?"
"God no! Katie is a good conservative Jewish girl, I don't think she has already slept with him!"
"So why are you so afraid then? If you are sure she is faithful?"
"She is going to go work for him at his companies, boss! Where I won't be able to see where she is and what she is doing! How long will she be able to resist the temptation of a diabolically charming billionaire?"
"Good point again, Stephen. Well, you'll have to come up with some other reason for me to oust him. Not to fire, but let him go. I'm kinda tired of him too. He thinks he is running this country now and I'm done with it!"
"Exactly, sir! He is getting emboldened because there's no push back!"
"Can you think of something that would drive him so crazy that he'd want to leave on his own? We can give him a great public sendoff, with a medal or something."
"Like a key to the Oval Office, as if he can come here any time?"
"Oooh, I like that! You are so good at this, Stephen, it's scary. But what would be the reason for him to leave?"
"How about we take away his precious EV subsidies? We can say that it costs the taxpayers too much money and with our reversal of policies on renewable energy it would make perfect sense."
"I like that, Stephen, I like that very much!"
"I can think of other things, sir, that we can put into the Big Beautiful Bill that would drive him nuts. And we can say it's the Heritage Foundation and Project 2025 people who want that, not you. He'll be mad at them then. And he knows he can't fight them. So he'll leave."
"That's brilliant, Stephen! I knew you'd come through. Just keep me in the loop, alright?"
"Of course, sir. Good talk, Mr.President, sir, thank you! Can I call you Daddy at least in private, sir? You ARE like a father to me."
"No, Stephen, Daddy is for my children only."
"How about Big Daddy then, sir? Or DT? DJT?"
"You are pushing it, Stephen. I like Mr.President, sir. But you are still like a son to me."
"Got it. Thank you so much again, Mr.President, sir. I'll come back with specific policies for the Big Beautiful Bill."
"You do that, Stephen. Good luck!"
And that's the real story of why and how Musk was ousted from DOGE. Katie Miller indeed went to work for Musk's private companies and severed communication with her husband for some time. However, on July 4, 2025 she happily posed with Stephen for the Independence Day pictures. Shortly after she left Musk enterprises to start her own "conservative woman" podcast, in response to the popularity of "Call Me Daddy!" Her first guest on the podcast was JD Vance.
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I can believe the entire conversation - Miller is creepy. She comes from creepy Florida, where all the weirdness foments, agitates, and unknowns get on TV for it. The child by Elon is soooooooooo believable. BTW - I went to an astronomy night recently and they talked about how uninhabitable Mars is - it has blown off its atmosphere. "Mars once had a much thicker atmosphere, but it was largely stripped away by the energetic solar wind when the planet lost its protective magnetic field. " And yet, Elon wants to inhabit it.
This made me laugh so much as I can envision the conversation actually take place. I always look forward to these segments!
Hahahahhahahaha Daddy was soooo cringe and gross! It reminded me of how some girls call their boyfriends. Idk, it just disgusts me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I loved this so much Lana!
"How about Big Daddy then, sir? Or DT? DJT?" Ha ha ha Once again the truth is scarier than any story we could make up. Yet people refuse to see or interfere.
'Trump is a man of simple things' 🤣 Oh my gosh he stole his wife. The gossip is hot in this one. Working for him in his private companies. Not a good look at all. His genius breeding programme 💀🤣 'Because I want you to understand my pain sir.' that lewd dreamy smile is gone for good now lol. Oh I love how your thoughts came through, in the 'clear' and 'direct' part. 👌🏾golden. I have to admit. It does seem like he thinks hes running the country. Way to go Stephen with the plan behind the EV subsides. 'Daddy' 🤣🤣🤣 it just doesn't... 🤣🤣🤣. I can't 💀 I should've known you would've included something like this. This was believable. It is indeed the real story of how musk was ousted from DOGE. Expertly done, Lana 🤗❤️
Haha! Stephen is a little crybaby, but I'm happy about the falling out. It was bound to happen with too many big egos in the room, lol.