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Why is it that Russian military operations can never square off with those of the United States?
Hop on this amazing new narrative, which clarifies why and how the United States is far more completely ready for World War III than Russia. ❌🛫🏴‍☠️💣❌
By Info3 years ago in The Swamp
Why is China eliminating its technology organizations, and how is this a great plan?
Consider what would happen if a country suddenly eliminated its IT industry. Most of the time, this would result in economic collapse and societal turmoil. China, however, is doing precisely that as read through this narrative. The most bizarre aspect is that the Chinese government's dramatic steps to undermine their own IT industry may possibly rescue the country in the future. 😤🤐😎
By Info3 years ago in The Swamp
How will Russia lose Crimea in the heat of the conflict?
The conflict in Ukraine may come down to who controls this one city! Get on this new narrative to discover out who controls Crimea and why there may be a power transfer soon! ⚠⚒🏴‍☠️
By Info3 years ago in The Swamp
Which countries in the globe will be annihilated by World War 3?
The treaties are done, the weaponry are on full alert, and World War 3 is on the horizon. Where is the ideal location to be... And which nations are doomed to be annihilated in the largest global battle in 80 years? Get on this eye-catching revelation to find out which nations will be entirely wiped out! 💣❌🤯
By Info3 years ago in The Swamp
How did Ukraine's Thunder Run effectively take the Russian military by surprise?
The Ukrainians carried out one of the finest military deception efforts in recent history in September. While the world was paying attention to the continuing Kherson offensive, which began in mid-August, the Ukrainian military was discreetly preparing for its true onslaught in the east. The Ukrainian army started its Kharkiv onslaught in the late hours of September 6th. By mid-October, the attack had liberated nearly 12,000 square kilometers of terrain. But how did the Ukrainians hand Russia's military its biggest battlefield loss since World War II? Thunder Runs is the concise answer to that question. ❌⚡😎⚡❌
By Info3 years ago in The Swamp
Calling Moscow - 11
This conversation took place on Tuesday evening, January 10, 2023. “Hello, Vlad?” “Yes, Donnie, what is it?” (impatient) “I have someone here that I think you’d be happy to hear from.”
By Lana V Lynx3 years ago in The Swamp
Is Putin's evil scheme the new Satellite Destroyer Missile?
Russia's S-550 air defense system is designed to shoot down adversary ballistic missiles and aircraft, including the United States' fifth generation fighters, the F-22 and F-35, as well as the future B-21 Raider bomber. Is the S-550, however, as effective as Russia claims? Here's what military strategists have to say about it. 😈🗺⚠
By Info3 years ago in The Swamp
What is Putin's latest major issue for the Russian military in the Ukraine conflict?
Putin's hastily recruited draftees are expressing dissatisfaction as inadequate training before a hurried deployment. Will it end up being a disaster for Russia? 😫🗺⚒
By Info3 years ago in The Swamp
Why can't Russia fight against Ukraine's Mad Max vehicles?
What does it take to defeat a world power?Throughout the year, social media has been flooded with home footage depicting the Ukrainian army repurposing salvaged weaponry from defeated Russian soldiers, old Soviet remnants, and even deserted civilian houses, and using it to fend off its adversary. This has traditionally been a technique used by underdogs in conflict, but Ukraine has taken it to a whole new dimension. 🚙🗺⚒
By Info3 years ago in The Swamp
You Keep Using This Word ‘Freedom’
Welcome to the Home of the Brave and the Land of the Free. Here is exactly what you are free to do on any of our stirring national holidays, Bruce. You are free to get drunk and burn the hamburgers on the grill. You and the Missus are free to hit the — ack — Independence Day, Memorial Day, Veterans' Day, and/or Presidents' Day sales at Walmart. You are also free to possibly blow your thumb off lighting one of the illegal cherry bombs you had Griffy pick up across the state line last week.
By Remington Write3 years ago in The Swamp
Calling Moscow - 10
This conversation happened on Sunday, October 16, 2022. “Hello, Vlad?” Click, automatic female voice with a Russian accent, “Your call is being directed, please wait.”
By Lana V Lynx3 years ago in The Swamp
2022+ Implications for 2020 Failings
» KEY POINTS Many locations have appealed the results of the 2020 Census because they believe there was an undercount in their communities. Based upon my own experience employed by the Census Bureau, I can understand their fears, and the decade of consequences to follow. While the Census was ongoing, I wrote a piece of fiction to help explain the situation that may add valuable insight to the cases of these municipalities.
By J.P. Prag3 years ago in The Swamp