This conversation happened on Monday, November 4, one day before the presidential election in the United States, as Trump was flying to his rally in Pittsburgh, PA.
“Hello, Vlad?”
“Hi, Donnie. I was just thinking about calling you.”
“Really?”
“Of course, was thinking about you all day. I was just about to dial you when you called first.”
“Isn’t it interesting that I always call you first, Vlad?” [a little annoyed]
“Not always, Donnie. I call you first too.”
“Yeah, when?”
“Just a couple of days ago, actually, when you were at your big love fest rally at the Madison Square Garden.”
“That was a week ago, Vlad!”
“Really??? Seems just like yesterday. Anyway, how are you feeling?”
“I’m really tired, Vlad. I already had a huge rally in Raleigh, North Carolina. Do you get it: a rally in Raleigh? So smart, isn’t it?”
“Yeah, I get it, Donnie. Smart indeed. How was it?”
“Ah, as good as usual: a lot of people showed up. So many people, Vlad, I have the biggest crowds. I was a little late, but they all waited for me. Can you imagine, so many people and they all waited for me! They love me so much, Vlad!”
“I believe you, Donnie. Why are you so tired then? Where are you heading next?”
“I have two more rallies today, Vlad. One in Pittsburgh I’m flying to right now and the last one at 10:30 pm in Grand Rapids, Michigan.”
“Why are you closing in Michigan, Donnie?”
“Well, that’s where I closed my campaign in 2016 when I won, Vlad. And then I went back there in 2020. I consider it my lucky swing state, a little superstitious. Just a little bit superstitious, maybe this state will bring me luck again.”
“Oh, I see. But that’s a grueling schedule, Donnie. Three states in one day!” To the side, “I hope you don’t fall asleep at the podium.”
“Yeah, I’m trying to cover all my bases. And she is doing four campaign events in Pennsylvania only. Can you believe it? Four events and all in Pennsylvania. She really poured a lot of money into that swing state. Can you imagine?”
“Well, Donnie, she obviously doesn’t have the stamina that you do, to travel as much as you do. She must be exhausted with all these events. When does she find the time to be the vice president?”
“Right? Can you believe it, Vlad, she spends so much money, too! She had spent almost one and a half billion on her entire campaign! Imagine all those poor schmucks giving her so much of their money! She’s just milking them, all those stupid libs!” [laughs]
“Didn’t you spend about the same on the campaign, Donnie?” [chuckles]
“Yeah, but I’m not spending my own money. It’s all my tech bros and billionaires who are footing the bill. It’s good to have rich friends, Vlad! So good to have rich friends!”
“Tell me about it, Donnie. Still waiting on your payback.”
“Yeah, yeah, I told you I’m good for it, Vlad.”
“Does that mean you are selling your DJT shares tomorrow?”
“I have it all set up, Vlad. Everything is set up, but I really don’t want to sell it. It’s going up again! We can make a lot of money by holding, Vlad.”
“We can also lose a lot of money if you lose the election, Donnie.”
“That won’t happen, Vlad.”
“How can you be so sure, Donnie?”
“I’ve called you to get some reassurances and support, Vlad, and you are sewing doubt in my mind? Don’t you believe in me?”
“Not at all, Donnie, I just want to understand where your confidence is coming from.”
“From myself, Vlad. I have never been so confident in my victory. I’m manifesting it every day. Just manifesting it. With all the love I’m getting from the people at my rallies…”
“You do understand those are not representative samples, right, Donnie? I suspect that most of them are coming there just to gawk at you, to brag that they’d seen you in person.”
“You sound like fake media now, Vlad. I thought you were my friend…”
“And I am, Donnie, but you are not living in a country where you can rig the election to your advantage like I can…”
“But the other side can, Vlad. They are in power, and they have control over the elections. So much control, Vlad. The only way I lose the election is if they rig it.”
“And then what happens?”
“No matter what happens, I will declare my victory, Vlad. Even if I lose, I will declare victory. And I will be much smarter about it this time. My supporters are all prepped for the rigged election results. They will stand up for me. They are ready, Vlad.”
“I hope you are right, Donnie, but I still want you to remember that you owe me money.”
“I never forget that, Vlad. Oh, we just landed, so I have to go now. Wish me luck, Vlad. Wish me really good luck for tomorrow.”
“Good luck, Donnie. I’m rooting for you.”
“Thank you, Vlad. Bye.”
“Bye, Donnie.”
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Lana V Lynx
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Berlin in the Dark: How Climate Activists Left Thousands Without Power
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Around 45,000 households and over 2,200 businesses were affected, leaving roughly 100,000 residents without power across neighborhoods like Nikolassee, Zehlendorf, Wannsee, and Lichterfelde. Schools, hospitals, care homes, and small businesses all faced significant disruption — and with temperatures below -10°C (14°F), the cold nights became a real hazard. Residents described gathering around candles or battery lamps just to stay warm, and one Berliner recalled that a room in her apartment registered only 4°C (39°F) during the blackout — a chilling reminder of how dependent modern life is on electricity. Who Was Behind the Attack? Almost immediately, suspicion fell on political sabotage. Investigators quickly traced the attack to a far-left extremist group known as Vulkangruppe, or the Volcano Group. The group later released a statement claiming responsibility, framing the arson as a protest against fossil fuel reliance and industrial systems harming the planet. In their own words, the group insisted that the blackout wasn’t their goal — it was meant as a symbolic strike against fossil fuel infrastructure. But for authorities and the public, the human cost was undeniable, and federal prosecutors opened a full investigation into charges ranging from arson to terrorism. Life Without Power A blackout in a modern city is more than just an inconvenience — it’s a test of resilience. Berliners faced immediate challenges: No heating in freezing temperatures, forcing residents to find alternative ways to stay warm. Transport disruptions, with overground trains halted in affected areas. Communication issues, as mobile networks and internet services were compromised. Hospitals relying on backup generators to keep critical systems running. Businesses losing perishable goods, and many operations coming to a standstill. For days, the city experienced a glimpse of life without electricity — a reminder that modern urban infrastructure, while efficient, can be surprisingly fragile when attacked. Restoring the Grid Repairing the damage was no small task. Cold weather and icy conditions slowed progress, and the high-voltage cables required careful handling to prevent further outages or accidents. Gradual restoration began after a few days, but it took until the fourth or fifth day for all affected neighborhoods to get power fully restored. Utility crews and emergency services worked tirelessly, highlighting both the complexity of modern infrastructure and the vulnerability it faces in the hands of politically motivated actors. Political and Social Fallout The blackout sparked outrage across Germany. Berlin’s mayor called it a “terrorist attack with massive consequences”, emphasizing the risk to public safety. 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Comments (15)
This is so... sinister! And reading it *now*, after the fact... even more so. I ALMOST feel sorry for DJT.
LOL. Funny. You predicted the future. Well. Donnie did. And he's right. All his rich buddies footing the bill and making sure they pay off everyone in the electoral college. Making sure they reminded them just how racist they are, or just how much a woman in leadership would hurt the country. That' it's better to have a convicted felon who committed treason - also a convicted sexual predator. RIP America as we know it. Lets see what destruction leads to this time around.
Back to say congratulations on the Honorable Mention on this week's leaderboard for Most Discussed Stories with this piece! Well done!
... So nervous... Got no words... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! I'm currently watching the elections, never before have I been this invested in the US elections before. Man! I hope that Kamala wins 🤞. Loved this article, really well written. Nicely done 😁👍🍁!!!
I guess we're about to see where this is going to go shortly!
God I love reading these series!! 😂😂😂😂 Love it, Lana! Keep it up💌
Excellent commentary as always, Lana. I enjoy reading these. I know that Donald Trump is going to be claiming victory tomorrow and Kamala Harris will become president elect. I’m looking forward to it.
"Even if I lose, I will declare victory". Wow, delulu much? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do you get it: a rally in Raleigh? Lol Ah this just got real. The question is will Donnie pay Vlad the money he owes, or will he scamper away to hide in his villa. Stayed tuned for the next episode of ‘ As the stomach turns’
I am absolutely seeing Trump declaring victory no matter the situation! I always look forward to these, Lana! Going to ask my dad to read too.
I love your exchanges between Putin and Trump. It's actually more realistic (at least in my imagination) than not. I am already sitting on pins and needles, and it's not even the night of November 5th. I'm with Lamar and hoping Harris will win some key states early on so we can breathe a little. Tensions are so high, however, I have to admit I'm afraid regardless of the outcome. If the worse case scenario becomes reality, I may be relocating. I just cannot imagine....but the fear that became a hard reality eight years ago is haunting me.
I'm addicted to these conversations cause I can picture trumpy talking like this, and Vlad manipulating him. The next 24 hrs is going to be intense as they call each state with the results.
The next 30 hours will be interesting indeed. He's already setting the stage for if he loses. This time, his tantrum will hopefully send him directly to jail. Most of his supporters didn't learn shit from Jan 6th. I'm sure dozens of them will be going to jail too. So sad that we can't just have a civilized election. Great episode, Lana!
I’m rooting for him - yep rooting for his face to be peering out from behind bars in a jail and an ankle bracelet connected to wall on short chain.
Dear God. Please don't let the toxic orange manipulate it again. I feel quite sick. C x