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Ya Mums Cake

(home cooked is best)

By BrenPublished 3 years ago Updated 3 years ago 1 min read

i'm grunting and groaning

your mother she’s moaning

i don't care if she's faking

cause she’s got a cake baking

so i fuck her some more

because this is her thing

i plow her milf pussy

until i hear the oven ding

i reamed ya mum out

for half a chocolate torte

ya dad came home

we nearly got caught

once she asked me

to spank her bum

i got a wicked rip start

and a cinnamon bun

so i pour her the pork

three times a week

sex for fresh baked goods

we don't even speak

we both fill each other

and that there is that

i fill her with spoof

and she makes me fat

why are you so fat they said

(so this is the piss just ready to take)

every time i fuck your mother i replied

she bakes me a fucking cake

fact or fiction

About the Creator

Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler

I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!

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