Last Left Standing

a hum job from a toothless nun

in an alley near your mums

normally though by this time

this alley is full of bums

winos and jakeys

epileptic clowns

sickos and weirdos

bad guys with downs

junkies and perverts

disease ridden creeps

everyone’s watching the watcher

no one round here sleeps...

after the nun had finished her task

she spat and wiped off her lip

"I've had bigger loads from bigger choads"

she said as she did up my zip

she rambled on and on that night

i couldn’t move her on or shut her up

she told me i wouldn’t be measured

by the displacement of my cup

she spoke in vague wafting riddles

dipped in a smidge of spiritual lore

“If I hadn’t become a nun……” she said

“I would have changed my name to Tania Tinkles,

and been a really expensive whore.

I would have been paid to passionately piss

on the perverts I must now bless,

the lord may be blind but I see their kind

both before and after their mess”