When Granny Met Rudy
Way To Go Cathy Holmes. My “Rudolf Rendition”
Rudy the red nosed wino
Wiped his nose on grandma’s scarf
And by the time she saw it
It touched her lip and that was gross
All of the other winos
Began to laugh, until they barfed
They’d never seen ol granny
lick the snot from someone’s else
Then the Santa ringing bells
Cleared his throat to say
Come on guys, what’s wrong with you
Get a Kleenex for her snoot
Then all the winos stepped up
Offered her each of their sleeves
Granny wiped off the goober, and for hours all she smelled was pee
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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
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Comments (3)
I didn't see that coming. A nice variation from your other poetry.
Oh my goodness ew 😂 haha very clever.
Haha. Hell yeah, I sang it!