Uh, No Jelly For Me, Please
That’s Not What A Screw Driver Is For
There once was a woman, just for giggles, call her Kelli
She grew weary of the voices in her head, forever yelling
She took a rusty screwdriver, and stuck it in her ear
To get the grumbling voices in her head to disappear
Now serves the sticky parts on toast, like jelly
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Another wonderful limerick, keeping up with the new trend. Tending to lean silly and gross, instead of X-rated and vulgar. Gives us something to shoot for. Since that is what a limerick likes.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, please feel free to critique.
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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
Telling stories my heart needs to tell <3 life is a journey, not a competition
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Comments (10)
Awwwww Earjam !! Yum 😋
Oh dear oh dear love it
Good one Kelli! glad I made this my last read on this site for the night. :)
I appreciate your positive comment and agree that this limerick is a good example of the genre's playful and sometimes absurd nature, without crossing the line into offensive or inappropriate territory. It's always great to see creativity and humor in writing!👌👌👍👍
👀Where is the peanut butter❓❔
Lol 😆 Gross but Awesome 👍 ✨❤️
LOL… yummy? 😅 I like the dark humor! ❤️ Great one!
Yikes, okay boy if advice, don’t stick it in an outlet, 😂😂, just gonna say, kinda gooey and leave it there, as for me, kelli, I’ll have jelly ❤️
ummmm, squished brain jelly. My favourite toast topping. Lol. Well done, my friend.
HAHA! I'm writing one for you now 🤣🤣🤣 just fyi I read this on my phone at first and the way it formatted your lines made it kinda hard to get the rhythm in my head but now on my computer screen it works! and that photo LOL