There once was a dog, well, a poodle,
Who was well known for using her noodle.
While others might sniff,
Of her rump sneak a whiff,
She would simply look up & pee-oodle.
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Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock
Retired Ordained Elder in The United Methodist Church having served for a total of 30 years in Missouri, South Dakota & Kansas.
Born in Watertown, SD on 9/26/1959. Married to Sandra Jellison-Knock on 1/24/1986. One son, Keenan, deceased.
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Comments (7)
Haha!! This was too funny
Haha! They are one of the smarter breeds aren't they? (The standard ones at least)
That was funny and cute 🥰😂
Haha!!! So good! Made me laugh out loud! Very cute!
Lol. This is great
Pee-oodle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. So funny! I love making up words!
HAHAHA oh wow, that's a smart poodle, if she doesn't want anyone sniffing around. That was really funny at the end, didn't expect it, and excellent wordplay.