Kaspersky, McAfee & Norton
May They Never Replicate
Kaspersky, McAfee & Norton
Were asked if they ever used condoms.
“Well of course,” they replied,
“there are many we’ve tried,
but never, oh never, a Trojan.”
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Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock
Retired Ordained Elder in The United Methodist Church having served for a total of 30 years in Missouri, South Dakota & Kansas.
Born in Watertown, SD on 9/26/1959. Married to Sandra Jellison-Knock on 1/24/1986. One son, Keenan, deceased.
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Day 4 of Quitting
If this is how sobriety feels, maybe it’s better to go through life a little buzzed… this, along with other hits like, I want to kill myself, I wish I was dead, and I’m going to throw myself off a bridge have been the only thoughts on rotation these past few days. I promise myself that if, in a month, I still feel like this (‘this’ meaning despondent, full of rage, and simultaneously numb) I can go back to smoking. Until mid-February though? Nicotine is off the table.
By sleepy drafts5 days ago in Longevity
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This made me laugh so hard. It is deeply ironic to name your condom brand after a people that couldn’t keep the little men out
🤣🤣🤣 Those Trojans were like a horse they say...
Hahaha💙Annelese
Ha! Computer software can't use the most popular brand, it's a virus! This was inventive and very unique!
Brilliant and so very clever! Haha!
Lol. Another good one.
😅...Clever. You never know where these things are going. This one went for it! Great read!