The Price of Minimum Wage
alternative title: welcome to retail hell, population: you
The lights buzz louder
than the people.
*
It’s 8:59.
Someone’s sprinting in
for cough syrup,
a birthday balloon,
and the last fraying string of your sanity.
*
The floor is sticky.
No one knows why.
Probably soda.
Possibly blood.
Definitely tears.
*
“Do you work here?”
You’re in a uniform.
Name tag. Maybe an apron.
Yes. You work here.
Clearly.
*
“No, Karen,”
you think, because you don’t
want trouble.
“I haunt the snack aisle for fun.”
*
A child screams
in aisle seven.
You round the corner
like a cop on TV.
They’ve opened three bags
of marshmallows and are sitting
in them like snow.
*
Clean-up in your soul.
Cleanup in your will to live.
*
Someone is fighting over
expired coupons.
They call you a liar,
then ask if you have a manager,
and if the manager has a manager,
and if God has a direct phone line
because “this is unacceptable.”
*
You smile.
Because smiling
is cheaper than therapy.
Also because
you're being watched.
Also because
the security footage
has already captured your dead eyes
and your soul slowly leaving
through the stockroom door.
*
Break room smells
like burnt popcorn and betrayal.
Someone took your snack
from the fridge.
You contemplate calling HR.
You contemplate quitting.
You contemplate arson.
*
Return desk is
a confessional booth:
“I wore it once.”
“It broke after my six-year-old
threw it down the stairs.”
“I swear it was like this
when I bought it.”
*
Ma’am, it’s wet.
“It’s lemon-scented.”
It’s a garden hose.
"How dare you question me."
"I'll get you fired."
*
It’s tiring.
It’s stressful.
But it’s the only job you can get.
*
You scan.
You fold.
You apologize for things
you didn’t do
to people
you wouldn’t save from a fire.
*
Closing time.
Someone still walks in.
“You’re open, right?”
You say yes.
You mean no.
You mean run.
You mean fuck off.
You mean leave.
*
The doors lock.
The lights dim.
You emerge,
battle-worn,
minimum-waged,
smelling like sanitizer and despair.
*
Tomorrow,
it happens again.

Comments (3)
Hahahahahahhaha smiling is definitely better than therapy and I've contemplated arson many times! I've worked as a retail nutritionist for 5 years so this was very relatable!
The life of a salesclerk at Walmart or any store. Good job.
Brutal, hilarious, and heartbreakingly real. You captured the soul-crushing absurdity of retail with such sharp honesty — every line hit home.