
Image by Prawny from Pixabay
There once was a mermaid named Daisy
Who was the most lazy
When she ate her food
She never chewed
When she washed her hair
She never brushed it out
And when she went out
She never swam on her own,
She would ride on a fish around
As if she were some royalty
Daisy was so lazy
That she seldom moved



Comments (3)
Daisy is my spirit animal, lol! Hahahahaha I loved this one!
Daisy us going to regret that in old age when her body can't swim around.
That’s my dream life!