The Blood Red Car

Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car

We'll kill you here while we're in the car

Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car

We're going to mow you all day long

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Murray's in the back seat

Rollin' a doobie

Murray's in the back seat

of the blood red car

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Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car

We'll kill you here while we're in the car

Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car,

we're going to mow you all day long

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Jeff's asleep behind the wheel

He's having a little nap

Shall we wake him up? No

That would be unkind

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Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car

We'll kill you here while we're in the car

Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car,

we're going to mow you all day long

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Anthony is feasting

He's got so much flesh

He's eating adam's apples and livers

And tongue pate too

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Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car

We'll kill you here while we're in the car

Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car,

we're going to mow you all day long

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Greg is our master

He whips us if we argue

Greg is our master

we do his bidding in the blood red car

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Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car

We'll kill you here while we're in the car

Broom broom, chuga chuga, blood red car,

we're going to mow you all day long

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Thanks for reading!

Author's Note: Another slightly cracked take on a childhood classic, to go along with the Telekillers, Do You Wanna?, and Tiadora The Annhilator