if we changed the date of valentine's day to October 31st, what might people say letting halloween ghouls cupid some love sucking fools
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden11 months ago in Poets
There once was a day just for love, yet he couldn't stand the above. He saw Cupid on a bridge, stepped to the edge, And gave that fat boy a shove!
By Kendall Defoe 11 months ago in Poets
Introduction This is just a humourous limerick for Matthew Fromm's "Korny" challenge that you and find out about below:
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 11 months ago in Poets
There once was a small dog called Tim Who had a big stick he found near a bin, He dropped, and grabbed it, Licked it, and then chewed it,
By Calvin London11 months ago in Poets
Teddie told Becky she was confused No nuts had been used He said it was all in her head Then he walked out to his shed Putting his costume on, he shook his head amused.
By Mother Combs11 months ago in Poets
Mother Combs should be trying to write a Top Story She should be penning something to bring her glory Instead, she’s playing with Kelli
Once upon a time, there was a man from Nantucket Who only had one grey pube, so didn't dare pluck it He washed and groomed
By Paul Stewart11 months ago in Poets
Freddie was always taking an extra long nap Everyone said it was cause he’s a lazy sap He didn’t care, he just drank his warm milk
I sit here all lost and forlorn Knowing dat somethin' is torn Exhausted I sat Upon a chair it was nat Instead twas a rogue cob of corn
By JBaz11 months ago in Poets
There once was a young American named Matthew Who to which the concept of decency was very new He loved to dance in the buff
Martha and Bill were two lovers with a love so very true They made other lovers' hearts faint, flutter, and coo The two would dance a waltz together in the pale moonlight
The roses you sent, were bright red You spoke words that you never meant That flame has burnt out Valentine's Day leaves no doubt
