A Young American Named Matthew
For Matthew Fromm's Limerick Challenge. Sorry, but not that much?
There once was a young American named Matthew
Who to which the concept of decency was very new
He loved to dance in the buff
Shaking and wiggling his stuff
Until he was arrested and his neighbours did sue
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Thanks for reading!
Author's Notes: I make no real apologies on this one. I was going after those sweet sweet rhymes and those sweet sweet laughs!
Here is info about Matthew's challenge for limericks:
Also, I heard back from Vocal support that they are definitely reading the Vocal editor word count. So, I now need to adjust all my pieces to make sure it reads as 50 for the Love in 50 Words Challenge. Just thought people might wanna know. I have just went through all mine to make sure they read 50 words on Vocal, to be sure.
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Comments (15)
Hahahah! 😄
Nice one Paul - this challenge should be right up your alley!
Haha! You’re on a roll with these!!
I take it his buff wasn't all that buff. (Kinda like me. No one wants to see that either.)
Hahahahahahahhaha wiggle his stuff!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha! This hit the lewd mark but with a lighthearted feel!
Limericks are the best
Hah! This made me laugh, nicely done Paul!!
This is awesome
Great story! Play with words and decency
Good fun, if not entirely clean. Ahh the slightly naughty limerick. All the ones I learned as a kid were both nasty and naughty! I noticed you revived that creepy little monkey again, Paul. Don’t make me channel Wordsworth!
OMG too freaking funny I'm loving these limericks. I think I'm having too much fun
What a great limerick. Loved buff and stuff maybe Matthew was a bluff.
AAbsolutely howled with glee at this one... As for the Vocal count , their version is incorrect. I count my words when ever there is a contest with the exact number needed and Vocal is always incorrect.
hahaha, this is a side best left unseen