Dat's gonna hurt
Matthew's challenge for limericks
By JBazPublished 11 months ago • Updated 11 months ago • 1 min read
I sit here all lost and forlorn
Knowing dat somethin' is torn
Exhausted I sat
Upon a chair it was nat
Instead twas a rogue cob of corn
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For Matthew's challenge for limericks:
I Blame Paul Stewart for this one I wrote, why blame him?
Why not!
Jason
About the Creator
JBaz
I have enjoyed writing for most of my life, never professionally.
I wish to now share my stories with others, lets see where it goes.
Born and raised on the Canadian Prairies, I currently reside on the West Coast. I call both places home.
Comments (15)
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LOL! 🤣 Loved it!
Hilarious Limerick!!!
wonderful poets
Hehe great poem.
haha. Ouch!
Hahahahahahaha omgggg, that was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why not, indeed? As Rip "Torn" used to say, "That was corny!"
I can’t think of anyone better to blame. If I enter this challenge, whatever I post I will definitely blame Paul! Laugh out loud funny, Jason!
Haha! Well.... Paul is to blame for a lot of things!! Unfortunately inspiring genius is his specialty!!
Ouch, I don't want to say where I think that cob is lol
Dat really stuck it to him!
So cool, Jason!
Not a 'rogue ear or corn '🤣 I keep trying to think of one I just keep sounding like wish Eminem 🍻✨
very very well played....