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Ode to a Toothbrush
Oh, humble instrument of hygiene's might, A wand adorned with bristles fine and bright, How lightly in the hand you come to rest,
By Abnoan Muniz2 years ago in Poets
No Ordinary Bed
You lay me down and soothe me to sleep A supportive pillow keeps my neck from creaking You stay still and sturdy so I can sleep soundly
By Simon George2 years ago in Poets
Ode to a toothpick
To the little wooden stick I use to pick my teeth, Your useful point, That fits betwixt my gums, Is a sharp reminder, That I need a new toothbrush.
By Deth Angel2 years ago in Poets
Ode to a Radio
Before television, internet, video games, and Tik Tok There was my best friend with mysteries to unlock This dear old friend was my constant entertainer
By Andrew C McDonald2 years ago in Poets
~He's Not You!~
~He's Not You!~ There he is, He'll do It's a match But He's Not You! He'll take care of me And give me what I need, He'll be a man
By Jennifer Cooley2 years ago in Poets
Here to There
Here and there and everywhere. Point A to point b. Sometimes I get a little fancy and add in a point C. To have one is OH SO convenient, but not always cheap. Money to keep you going, keep you clean and keep you well. I have one. Mine is my favorite color...baby blue. Mine is also a girl and she has a sunroof to boot!
By Latoya Giles 2 years ago in Poets
The Three Poem
Once upon a time, in a land not far, Lived three little pigs, beneath the twinkling star. They built their houses, sturdy and true,
By Sam Roterez2 years ago in Poets
Motivate. Content Warning.
There may be speed bumps in your path. But little faith in your ambition There should be no restraint. Go for what makes you happy,
By Dineshkumar Sengodan2 years ago in Poets
Feast of the Cannibals?. Content Warning.
I just got tagged. In case you weren't aware, Oneg and James were running a series of challenges and the new one for today was the Tag You're It! Challenge. As the first to reply to Mackenzie's sad but stunning poem The Roommate
By Paul Stewart2 years ago in Poets
I Call Him Rocky
As part of James & Oneg’s Summer Writing Challenge Extravaganza, I was tagged in the Tag You’re It! Challenge. *Pick a Vocal community and tag/nominate another writer to write a poem or 100-word micro fic about it BUT you only have 15 minutes to write! I was tagged with the Pet Life community by Oneg.
By Judey Kalchik 2 years ago in Poets
Whimsical Odyssey
In a world of concrete gray and skies so blue, At a bus stop, patience tested, moments few, Two hours I waited, my time a gift, Destiny's dance, an unforeseen twist.
By Joy Lakra2 years ago in Poets
Two Types of Writers
There are two types of writers in the world: (1) Those who believe to write well means to say things in as few words as possible,
By Gabriel Huizenga2 years ago in Poets