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~ Twisted Fairy Tale ~
Cinderella is one of the most beloved Fairy Tales in history, but today I am going to tell you the true story of the girl who many refer to as the cinder girl. She was the sweet, kind, selfless, loving, beautiful commoner who met her Prince and lived Happily ever after.
By Debbie Steinmetz2 years ago in Poets
To Be Or Not To Be
In the realm of fitness, a daily chore, A dance between health and a cake to adore. A struggle it is, this balancing act,
By Jenny Huynh2 years ago in Poets
He's Gallus
He's gallus Walking doon the toon Wae his tap aff Sun's oot Wit's oot He's geein it this an' that "Who yee lookin at, ya rocket"
By Paul Stewart2 years ago in Poets
An Unexpected Surprise from Nature
Please excuse the picture but it is apt for the poem as Nature decided to play a prank on me last night and so, I thought I'd write about it. I have used limericks as I like their rhythm and they lend themselves to being read out aloud as well as being the most humorous of verse, in my opinion.
By Rachel Deeming2 years ago in Poets
Mother Combs' Mishmash
Mother Combs She knows How to clean homes To get the gnomes To leave the stones That holds their tomes A dog roams Just ask Mr. Jones
By Mother Combs2 years ago in Poets
If You Have an Idea, Write it Down
If you have an idea, write it down. Your best ideas will find you when you are not searching. The ideas that are meant to meet you
By Bugsy Watts2 years ago in Poets
The Night Before School Starts
‘Twas the night before school starts and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for my spouse. Her plans she had written this summer with care,
By Donna Gerard2 years ago in Poets
Henry David Thoreau
Henry David Thoreau Throws thrones like little stones Where they go No one knows It flies like a bird Into the nose Of all the Fabios
By Atomic Historian2 years ago in Poets
Byte-Sized Laughter: The Chronicles of Bob the Tech Jester 🤖📜
In a world of screens and Wi-Fi bars 📱📶, Where laptops hum and cars have self-driving spas 🚗💆‍♂️, There lived a tech guru, Bob the Bold 🤓,
By Hanas Faizal2 years ago in Poets
Five Dogs
Duke Beauty Daisy Frodo Junior Brat * Five dogs do I have Each one is a knave Always playing in the bed
By Mother Combs2 years ago in Poets
Zonked
There’s a man in his bed counting sheep But it hasn’t been helping him sleep Would it be credible Eating an edible Now he slumbers with nary a peep
By Earl W. Pearl2 years ago in Poets
Hinky Pinky Moe
Hinky Pinky Moe My big toe Mary ate a fig While the dog did dig Hinky pinky Moe * There once was a lass named Mary Who was very scary
By Mother Combs2 years ago in Poets