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Boomer Humor
I came, I saw, then forgot what I saw I’m “dummer” the older I get I’ll watch Bob Ross painting, I’m truly in awe But you wouldn’t know him, I bet
By Earl W. Pearl2 years ago in Poets
An Open Letter to my Parents and to the Person Responsible for Giving me the name Dinosaur.
To the person who named me Dinosaur: In an effort to address the rage issues that have prevented me from being a good son or friend
By F Cade Swanson2 years ago in Poets
Road Tripping
The open road on a sunny day, middle of nowhere, middle of May. Radio cranking, windows down. Nothing but highway, no one around.
By Randy Baker2 years ago in Poets
Jurassic Queen. Runner-up in Poemosaurus Rex Challenge.
New York Velly, the prima donna Velociraptor, was photographed exiting a Manhattan chiropractor. Alarmed by her attempted secrecy, the concerned paparazzi
By Kale Sinclair2 years ago in Poets
Raptor in the Front Yard
When my son was but only two His heart so young and sweet. He loved dinosaurs more than anything. Oh what joy they would bring.
By Brenda Fluharty2 years ago in Poets
The T-Rex's Pizza Quest
In Jungle Park, where trees stand tall, And ancient creatures heed the call, Of a T-Rex, fierce and grand, Who ruled over this wild land.
By Scott Grim2 years ago in Poets
Dino responds to being called 'not so intelligent'.
"How dare they"? Brentonsaurus, the self-proclaimed legal representative for Dinoland, growled menacingly. "I guess that they forgot the scene in Jurassic Park where the velociraptors figured out how to open a door.
By Novel Allen2 years ago in Poets
Lift Every Voice and Sing
raise every voice and sing Till earth and heaven ring, Ring with the harmony of freedom. let our happiness grow. As high as the sky of the listeners, let it echo as loudly as the rolling sea. Sing the song full of faith that the dark past has taught us, Sing a song full of hope that the present brings us.
By Bishnu Kumar 2 years ago in Poets
Did not promise anyone!
God did not promise anyone that he can overcome the darkness of every night Sort it out by moonlight! May the sun also share its light every day!
By Suraj poetry plus 2 years ago in Poets
The Lament of the Forgotten Forest
The Lament of the Forgotten Forest Canto I: The Arrival In days of yore when time was young, A forest stood where legends sprung,
By Easy Win2 years ago in Poets
The Perfect Dog
My Jack Russell is quiet at last, His head on my shoulder, a moment, will pass As he's normally noisy throughout the day
By Sarah Fiander Harrison2 years ago in Poets
Tyrannosaurus Rextra
Tyrannosaurus Rextra That’s me… That’s me… Look Nan there I am, look … Yes Nan, yes…on the TV!
By Alyson Smith 2 years ago in Poets