Stuck on the toilet
I feel constipated now
Nothing coming out
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Alex H Mittelman
I love writing and just finished my first novel. Writing since I was nine. I’m on the autism spectrum but that doesn’t stop me! If you like my stories, click the heart, leave a comment. Link to book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CQZVM6WJ
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Getting Serious About Comedy (Part I)
If I were asked to remark on my life and the childhood that paved some road leading me to this point, I would have to say something about all the funny people who surrounded me for the last 26,872 days (and counting). Somewhere along that road, I became a big fan of laughter and the comedy that spawns it – and, I mean not only my own laughter, but the laughter of others, some of which I have actually been responsible for inducing.
By John Oliver Smith7 days ago in Humor
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haha such a human moment well captured
Awesome excellent work
I've done one of these poo-ems as well! 🤣🤣
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Hi-A ~ Only you could get 'Stuck' on Toilet Humor - Glad you didn't fall in ~ J-bud
Haha love this! Awkward moment captured 😂
Haha!! I love this awkward moment you've chosen to capture for the challenge! Great work Alex!!
We've all been there, Alex. Not all written a poem about it though! Great one for the challenge though! Hope you're out now.
Grab the Miralax
Awesome job! I hate the C word!
I am sorry I laugh! You press one point under the knee as long as You feel its coming hahaha ! just one advice in case of trouble ! Great entrance !
Rotfl
Oh no!!! LOL!!!💕❤️❤️
Oh my… boy do I dislike that feeling!!
Oh goodness 😅
😂😂How did that end?
Good work........!
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haaahaaaahaaaahaaa lol
Oh God, this is like the worst thing ever! Loved your Senryu!
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There once was a man from Nantucket Who pooped in a bucket. When his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man As for the bucket, Nantucket.
Sad fact of life buddy Give it the ole college try