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Raptured Who?

A Haiku Just for You...

By Kendall Defoe Published 4 months ago 1 min read
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September is here!

Will someone take them away?

Really? Not again...

The Most Likely Scenario

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  • Mack D. Ames4 months ago

    Rapturous thoughts come not from the Book, which tells that unknown is the Day we'll be took.

  • Caitlin Charlton4 months ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 nobody qualified. I am not the only one seeing this nonsense. What date did he say, the 23rd... 25th... Nonsense! I am actually glad I did not click down the rabbit whole of all those videos of people believing him. I love your mocking masterpiece of a haiku 👌🏾perfectly suited. 🤗❤️

  • Hope Martin4 months ago

    I totally forgot we were all supposed to die today. Thank goodness we didn't I still have some things i gotta get in order lol

  • Annie Kapur4 months ago

    Oh man I love this

  • Meg4 months ago

    This is really how September feels! Great one :)

  • Reb Kreyling4 months ago

    That was fantastic. Love the inclusion of the pictures to help the poem.

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  • Sid Aaron Hirji4 months ago

    Haha I heard about this rapture and just rolled my eyes

  • Sandy Gillman4 months ago

    This one made me chuckle, perfect way to capture that September feeling!

  • Stephanie Hoogstad4 months ago

    This made me smile, although it’s bittersweet. When I heard people talking about the Rapture being yesterday, I thought, “I swear, we better not be left with Trump after that. Then it will truly be Hell on Earth.” Joke’s on me.

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