Purr purr purrr
The joys and struggles of being me (HRH Princess Abigail)
Zzzz zzzzz zzzzz
Yawn, yawn
streeetttcccchhhhh
okay, I’m up
Mom, mom, mom, mom,mom,mom
momomomomomom…..oh shit. LOOKOUT!
Well, I wouldn’t trip you if you were paying attention
It’snotmy@#$fault#@$
Pickmeup pickmeuppickmeuppickmeup
PICK ME UP!!!!!
Purr purr purr purr purr purrpurpurpur
Feedme feedme feedme feedme
NOW NOW NOWnownownownow
Feedmefeedmefeedme!
Yumyumyumyum
Pickmeuppickmeuppickmeup
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Oh look, light rays!
Jump chase
Jumpchasejumpchasejumpchase
Yippie!
Jumpchasejumpchasejump….
Why can’t I catch them ? MOOOMMMMMMMMM
Oh no whatzthat? wuttheheck
The big sucking machine is attacking my mom again! Oh noooooo
I must save her.
WHACK, WHACK, WHACK
WHACKWHACKWHACK
Whyissheyellingatme?
She says I will hurt my paws if I keep punching the vacuumuy sucker
She doesn’t know how tough I am
WHACK. WHACK.
Hahaha I knew it! VICTORY is mine!
It ran away. It’s hiding in the corner being very quiet. {fucking coward}
I saved my mom from the noisy sucking machine and I-deserve-treats
Treats treats treats treatstreats
Moremoremoremoremore
Pickmeuppickmeuppickmeup
Pick me up, PICK M…\\\purrrrrrrrrrr\\\
\\\\\Purr purrrrrr purrrr purrrrr\
Yaaaaaawwwwwnnnnn
stretttttcccchhhhh
Zzzzzzzzz
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Cathy holmes
Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.
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This 'catty' poem had me in stiches! They behave just like this!
Fun, fun!😊
The stream of consciousness of your cat! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect! Such a joyful read. Thank you Cathy. Pauline 🌸
Abigail on point boy! Potty-mouth that you'd prolly die trying to wash with soap and water 😂 Cool writing and an even cooler read Cathy!
Abigail never dissapoints. Great to hear she is up to her same antics.
Haha! What a great take for the stream of consciousness challenge!!
That is a cat to a tee! Well done
I love this perspective, and you nailed it! I'm laughing so hard! This is such creative writing, Cathy!
This had to happen, great fun
I stand with Abigail. I hope this wins!!
Are you sure you don't have my cat
Such an accurate reflection of a cat's stream of consciousness! Loved your take on the prompt!
Oh, I love Abigail's perspective here! Brilliant, and made me smile :) Amazing work, my friend!
Hahahah! I laughed soooo hard Cathy!! This one made me smile! I'm happy Abigail win her battle with the dreaded vacooom! 😂
Marvelous!! This made me seriously chuckle, having a stream of consciousness from the perspective of your cat is just brilliant :)
I think you stole my cat.
Another supremely victorious day in the life of HRH Princess Abigail✅
Arise Princess Abigail what a lovely poem!
Yahhhh! An Princess Abigail poem 💞💞💞
An insight into Abigail. Attacking the vacuum! Love it! I so want that life.
Purrfect!
haha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Reading this was the best part of my day!
Sounds about right! It’s a cat’s life!
So sweet