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Po-Tay-Toes

A Regal Tuber

By S. A. CrawfordPublished 2 years ago Updated 2 years ago 1 min read
Runner-Up in Extraterrestrial Challenge

*A quick note for those who may not know 'tatties' or 'tatty' is the Scots word for potatoes/a potato

Let me tell you, new friend,

about the humble tattie.

Though it doesn't look like much,

one bite will make you happy.

In every human city,

people young and old,

have forgone the fine and pretty,

for a tuber worth its weight in gold.

Though born in the Andes,

this humble little root,

has fed paupers, fools, and dandies,

as they crossed the world on foot.

As you walk the earth, looking on in awe and wonder,

I hope you'll never overlook the treasures held down under.

love poems

About the Creator

S. A. Crawford

Writer, reader, life-long student - being brave and finally taking the plunge by publishing some articles and fiction pieces.

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  • Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago

    I found this one through the VSS. I *totally agree*. I freaking love potatoes. I will go out to have a steak with friends and they will order Mac & cheese as a side item and I'm like: what? No baked potato? That's odd. We have a chicken restaurant in town that has the best gravy. So the two side items I get are *two* helpings of mashed potatoes. I love your opening video too!!! I wrote an ode to onions here on Vocal. This, however, is the definitively love story to spuds. ⚡💙 Bill⚡

  • Krysha Thayer5 months ago

    Thank you for sharing this in the Vocal Social Society. I loved it!

  • Paul Stewart2 years ago

    Aw, well done! Nice to see a fellow Scot placing in this challenge, using some good old Scottish words. Loved this a lot, SA! Congratulations

  • LOVE it!! Tatty rule. This is a great tribute to something grown by the earth that has provided sustenance for so many. Congratulations!

  • Caroline Jane2 years ago

    I just saw you placed in the Extraterrestrial challenge as I seeing a comment on my potato soup story. There's some serendipity at play there! Congratulations. This is delightful, fun, and true!!! Gotta live a spud or tattie!! ❤️

  • Alison McBain2 years ago

    Great poem!

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Very nicely done. Congrats

  • Well done

  • D. D. Lee2 years ago

    I don’t say this lightly, this is amazingly perfect! I truly hope you win!

  • Addison M2 years ago

    Well done! Haha this was great.

  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    Cleverly written!!! Love it!!!❤️❤️💕

  • Such a staple and versatile food!!! It must be from the war times.. it’s literally in our genes to love potatoes 🙈😁 great take on the challenge! X

  • Ariel Joseph2 years ago

    This was amazing! I don't know what I'm having for dinner tonight yet, but I have a feeling it's now going to include potatoes 🥔

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