Peek-a-Boo

So, you have a naughty toddler

Throwing tantrums at the store

Biting,

Kicking,

Pulling hair,

‘til you’re crying on the floor.

You’ve made the right decision

Come to a simple choice

A simple trick to disappear

In child free splendor.

Step One:

Subdue the child

Use duct tape if you must

They can’t be running wild

No, they cannot lose your trust.

Step Two:

Prepare your digits

Cup your hands across your face

While the child fidgets

You’ll be clearing your headspace.

Step three:

Summon sweet Lamia, goddess of the Greek,

She knows your game, she knows your plan,

You’re child’s outcome becomes bleak

Step four:

Finish out your prayer

You’re child soon will get its due

Uncup your face with a little flare

And shout out Peek-a-Boo!