Old Roger, The Soap Dodger
Limerick resharing for Matthew Fromm's Challenge!
There once was a monkey called Old Roger
Known as Old Roger, the soap dodger
Who had an awful funk
Directly from his junk
So he couldn't find a room as a lodger
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Author's Notes: Don't worry...limerick for now. Have more ferocious and fiery stuff coming, but this was just too stupid to not share. Hope you enjoyed it.
This has been republished to enter Matthew Fromm's limerick thing which you can find out about here, hurry though as he stops taking entries on Sunday or Saturday, read the post basically.
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Comments (22)
🤣🤣🤣 This is hilarious, and the accompanying image is so gross that it complements the limerick perfectly!
Hahahahahahahahaha I forgot about this one! Still hilarious!
One of the few benefits of having lost my sense of smell following two sinus surgeries. Of course, if Roger is sufficiently pungent it might still make its way around to my taste buds.
Disgustingly funny. Good job.
Ewwww! Gross, but hilarious!
There's crap growing out of his junk ROFL !! Too good!!
🤣🤣🤣🙈
I KNOW I read this before!
Disgustingly good
that's disgusting! keep up the good work! 😁
Oof. I wouldn't want him around either.
Yeah 10/10 would not want him around 😂
Aw poor Roger!! Loved your Limerick! 👍 🙊
Um haven’t even read it yet but that picture is a bit terrifying!! 😅😂 Now I just saw Dharrsheena’s comment so now can’t wait to read it lol
Ewwwwwww, that was soooo grossss!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Hahahahahahahaha
Wow! I thought I had poor impulse control. I like potty humor as much as the next guy, but how am I ever going to unsee that pic? 😳
Totally agree quite disgusting and perfect for toilet reading.
Jesus H Christ. That was disgusting, and hilarious. Well done,.you loonie.
Eek!
Sterling simian silliness!
Haha, so funny and silly indeed.
Haha! Clever rhyming and hilarious subject matter! Never have been able to string a limerick together. Well done, Paul!