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My Special Theory of Lycanthropy

Me = MC-haired

By Lightning Bolt ⚡Published 8 months ago Updated 8 months ago 1 min read

I'm not that smart, but

I look like Albert Einstein

I need a haircut

~~by

_________________Bolt

Bill a.k.a. Bolt

I have trust issues with my mirror. 🤷⚡

fact or fictionFor FunHaikuhumor

About the Creator

Lightning Bolt ⚡

Bolt aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar epileptic⚡🧠⚡ Taco Bell Futurist 🌮🔔

Memes! Madness! LSD! Hell🔥!😈 Creepy Crazy ghosts!

🩸Thrash!!🩸 SCREAM!!! 😱 Demons & Phobias & Prophets, oh my!

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I am shock therapy. ⚡😁👍

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran8 months ago

    Hahahahahahaha Bill, you're hilarious!

  • Tim Carmichael8 months ago

    You are smart, you are kind, and you look like Albert Einstein. LOL!

  • Tiffany Gordon8 months ago

    LOL 🤣 But you are as smart as Einstein though! 😁

  • Mother Combs8 months ago

    At first I thought you were saying you had my hair ROFL My hair is wild lately. This humidity down here really has it poofy.

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