Onions Are Not Gross
Ode to Onions Haiku
I heard someone say
"Onions are not popular."
⚡☝️😡 Tasteless and insane!
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Onions compliment
Italian, and Mexican!
Hamburgers! Salads!
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They are not slimy
Cook for caramelized heaven 🥴
The French make them soup!
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"I'd like to order
"a single topping pizza:
"Onions, extra cheese."
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Buy them by the bag!
Nature's rings for your fingers
"Will you marry me?"
~by
_____________Bolt⚡
Onions compliment everything but ice cream. But I'm confident someday Taco Bell will blast through that barrier with some type of Baja Onion Freeze. 🌮🔔
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Comments (5)
I can eat an onion like an apple. Love them. Oh, lawd, another TB item on the menu to send you running to the bathroom with the Hershey squirts
I could onions on everything, I can eat the cooked or raw.
I love onions if I don't have to socialise with anyone when I eat them. They have a strange smell lol x Great work here mate
I'm okay with onions as long as they're cooked. Raw onions, a hard no from me, lol
I agree! I love onions. I also really want pizza now lol