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Toot Toot

By Mother CombsPublished 11 months ago 1 min read

Nick loved to go to the pub and play darts

Everyone there couldn’t wait for him to depart

Besides the fact that he was belligerent and loud

He’d leave behind the most noxious cloud

From the beans he ate that always made him fart

For FunFree VersehumorLimerickfact or fiction

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Mother Combs

Come near, sit a spell, and listen to tales of old as I sit and rock by my fire. I'll serve you some cocoa and cookies as I tell you of the time long gone by when your Greats-greats once lived.

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  • LRB11 months ago

    Haha so good!

  • Karan w. 11 months ago

    Hilarious 😂

  • Tiffany Gordon11 months ago

    😁

  • Beans, beans, the wonderful fruit.... Yet he didn't care, because he also felt much better by the time it was time to leave.

  • Ewww hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Caroline Craven11 months ago

    Ha this reminds me of the rhyme we’d sing as kids. This was brilliant!

  • Babs Iverson11 months ago

    Fun and humorous one!!!❤️❤️💕

  • Oof! Nick's not a person we'd want to be around! Lively and cute, Sharon!

  • Marie381Uk 11 months ago

    Omg so funny lol 😂♦️♦️♦️♦️

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