Intrusive Thoughts
Unfiltered Challenge; Intrusive Thoughts While on a Road Trip
The highest form of stream of consciousness poetry is
Pickles
Sweet sour dill pickles
Pickle spears with burgers and cheese and onions
Beef sounds like teeth
Juicy burger beef to tear with your teef!
Teef! Teef! We only has nine, Precious!
Precious
[Girlfriend] has tiny precious dog
No bigger than a shoe
Shoe
Can I punt little tiny shoe dog?
Easiest fifty yards
Woo! Field goal! Pats win!
As if, football sucks this year.
At least hockey is still good.
Bruins
Brewin'
Coffee
I need coffee
Lots of road and no more coffee
How long left to drive?
Long drive, pretty drive
Pretty mountain drive
Woah, close cliff
Can car go off cliff?
No. Car no go off cliff, car no fly.
Car no go space
Cargo space
Luggage
Did I forget my toothbrush?
Clean my teeth
Bristly sticks for dirty beef teefs
Toothpaste is made out of limestone. That rocks.
MOOSE!
HEARTBEATHEADRUSHBADSOUNDBLACKSIGHT
Hoo! I'm alive!
No car moose
Car no like moose
Moose make car go flat
Flat white cappuccino macchiato I like it black
Back in Black! I hit the sack!
Tired
Espresso
No depresso, get espresso
No espresso, much depresso
Dead road, long road, country road
Take me home!
To the plaaaaaace where I belooooong
WEST VIRGINIA!
Where was that exit again?
Squirrel
About the Creator
A Midnight Dance in the Mushroom Ring - Exclusive Edition
Welcome to my first poetry exclusive article! This poem, 'A Midnight Dance in the Mushroom Ring', was my second top story ever. It was never for a challenge or anything, it just came to me one night when I was just pleasure reading some old Welsh and Scottish fairy stories. Not the cutesy 'Tinker Bell' ones, but the old ones, the ones that often keep children up at night with all manner of nightmare: changelings, vengeful spirits, and the strange remote places that the fair folk call home and other such eldritch fare. I think those are the best poems, the ones that just come to you without warning and beg you to write them despite the fact that the clock says it's just shy of 2 AM.
By Ian ReadExclusive • about a year ago
Comments (4)
laughed outloud at punting the dog! Where we're going we don't need roads 😎
Oh this is exactly how my brain works too Ian!! ADHD whoo??
This is fun. It makes me want to go on a road trip.
lol Squirrel...