Innocent, Even When Proven Guilty
For D.K.'s Vocal Acrostic Challenge
By Cathy holmesPublished 8 months ago • 1 min read
it wasn't me
Vehemently, you insist. Confidently, I beg to differ.
Only you, simmering in insufferable human arrogance, would dare accuse me with zero evidence!
(Crinkled tissues under my feet and hanging from my adorable, innocent mouth are inadmissible.)
All you say, all you scream, is irrelevant... and assuredly wrong.
Loser.
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Comments (26)
Ouch. Congrats
Congratulations Abigail! Well said & surely all true! I hope Cathy is behaving better these days!🤔🤣
Yay Cathy!!!!! Congrats on third place in DK's vocal challenge in the lighthearted laughs category!! 🎉
Aww, look at that face! Innocence personified - or felinofied?
Oh Abagail, you naughty thing. Children keep parents young. Abagail is such fun.
Ahhhh! I feel like we haven't heard from Abigail in forever!! I loved this Cathy!! Congrats on honourable mention this week!
Wooohooooo congratulations on your Leaderboard placement! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
Such sass! 😜 I enjoyed it
Needed your humorous poem!!! Loved it!!! Congratulations on the Leaderboard Honorable Mentions!!!
Haha!! This has such spunk and sass to it!! And the photo is hilarious!!
Cute stuff Cathy! 🌸
That's cats for you
This is my favorite ‘Vocal’ acrostic so far, Cathy! That photo is absolutely priceless!
Abigail's indignant insistence upon her innocence in the face of damning evidence is quintessentially feline!
Another well-wrought Abigail-tale!
I always love the pieces that star Abigail 😁
Awesome 👍 love your cat 🐈
That was so funny! I love the voice you create for Abigail. Look at her! "What? Me? Tissues? What are you talking about?!" Made me laugh!
The absolute sure-fire defense of any adorable cat. (I still give 'em a squirt with the water bottle.)
I mean….innocent in my book, even with the “planted” evidence. Heck, I’d even throw her a treat. 🩷💫🩷💫
That "Loser"! I cannotttttt! Hahahahahahahhahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅 Um...I think she presented her case well. Judgement in favor of the defendant! Abigail, you're free to go... I mean stay, lol.
🫶🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Well done, my friend! Perfect take on the acrostic! And I love cats so extra points😻
Ha ha ha! The hint of a look that says, “yeah, it really was me”, yet still looking so innocent 😹❤️
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She IS innocent! Loved this :)