I went Shopping with an Alien…
👽🛍️🛒💳👚👖👗
I introduced him to the mall,
Heedfulness He is 7 feet Tall;
👽
He told me about the beginning of the Mile High Club;
(I showed him what Dolce & Gabbana was!)
We walked down the aisle with Toys-
(I told him I only dated boys.)
He asked what a Library 📚 was,
And if I had ever ridden a Bus…
Before we knew it, time went bye;
So I bought another shirt,
But we didn't say Bye- ✌️
After The Mall,
He amassed a Fuss…
So I kicked him out of the car,
and made him Take The Bus 🚌
I showed him what Down Home means,
And I introduced him to Cornbread & Collard Greens-👽🥘 💚👊
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Comments (18)
This had me giggling!
Haha. That was a fun one. Well done.
So much fun, Lonzo! Thanks for sharing smiles and chuckles with us 💕🙂
Hahahahahaha you kicked him out of the car! Loved your poem!
👽🛍️💖👽🛍️💖
🤣🤣🤣 Not the Cornbread & Collard Greens - now that's my kind of date!
LOL Entertaining & fun read!!! Loved it!!!💕❤️❤️
very wholesome.
I take it the fuss wasn't too bad, lol.
Cool poem !
Great poem! Enjoyed 😍
Showing Alien style , With Dolce & Cabbana . Great meal, soul food. Enjoyed this ❤️
Now that's how it's done.
haha, this poem was fun to imagine! 😆
Lol I love me some corn bread!
One happy alien!
Fabulous! Especially that last line! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
It takes all kinds to make a world.