To my bloke, I sent
jokes about our boss’s yoke, but...
"Reply All" I'd stroked
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Matthew J. Fromm
Full-time nerd, history enthusiast, and proprietor of arcane knowledge.
Here there be dragons, knights, castles, and quests (plus the occasional dose of absurdity).
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Prologue - The Scourge
There weren't always dragons in the Valley. There should never have been dragons in the Sacred Valley. Those cursed dragons swayed in the calm night wind, swooping and twirling as the sun disappeared beyond the mountains and the twin moons rose over Lurra. May Auras doom you in the afterlife! May you find no salvation there. Their quiet monastery had long been protected from the dragons and horses, swords and spears which descended upon them, destroying his tranquil home with their war.
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I met Jason when I was five years old. I could say that I loved him from the moment I saw him. He was so handsome to me and I felt in awe by his presence. When they introduced him as the new kid in school, I wanted to be his friend right away. I remember it like it was yesterday. I remember his smile and how he didn't seem shy. He appeared confident and ready to learn. I waved at him and said "hello," before anyone else could even say a word. He sat next to me, and I asked him if he wanted to be friends. He looked so happy as he said, "Yes!"
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Comments (16)
Brilliant 😵💫😳🤣
Ooh, I like the rhyme! But I bet that bloke didn't like the joke...How mortifying!!
Lol 😆 oops 😖
Oh no! Haha!
Lol oh gosh thank god I don't send emails
Haha. Oops
We've all done that
I would have wanted to die if I did that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brilliantly done. So did this :/
Thank God for unsend now
lol I bet that didn’t go over too well
Ah man...I did this before. Just fessed up right away. What else can you do, lol?? Great one!
🤣🤣 I remember doing something similar before. Definitely awkward hahaha
OMG this is perfect. Absolutely hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣 Well done.
oh dear That has bitten me, too
Haha! I was thinking about one along these lines but you just nailed it! Good one, Matthew!