Part
# 1
Oh thy paper roll
be thee over or under
I pray yee be there
# 2
When thine job complete
Please be thee ready and fit
To cleanse all thy...
Matthew's challenge choose the first mundane object you see .
About the Creator
JBaz
I have enjoyed writing for most of my life, never professionally.
I wish to now share my stories with others, lets see where it goes.
Born and raised on the Canadian Prairies, I currently reside on the West Coast. I call both places home.
Blue Eyes
glistening blue eyes suck me deep into their depths a quicksand of lust
By Len Shermanabout 3 hours ago in Poets
Comments (15)
Hahahaha! Oh this! Good one 😁
Haha. Thank you for this. In one public bathroom stall I saw this delightful piece of doggerel: "Don't be a hoe Wipe the flo." Bathroom humor never dies... though sometimes it smells like it did...
Lol this is 😃👍
Hahah!!! I can't help but wonder where you were when this was the first mundane item you saw.... 🤣 Great poem Jason!!
LOL! We all need that TP on hand!! I used to keep some in my car all the time when my kids were little. You could use that stuff for everything :) What a crack up, J!!
😂😂 Oh man I cracked up reading this. Excellent choice, JBaz
Haha! This is fantastic! Love the old English vibe paired with such a subject!
Hahahahahhhahahahaha the first one made me laugh so much! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Loved both of them!
Brilliantly hilarious!!
JBaz...we should have collaborated...too funny
😂😂😭
Oh but there are bidets! Lol- loved your TP ones.
Hilarious!!!❤️❤️💕
😂😂😂Toilet tissue , certainly a great part in our life. This took me back to a Seinfeld episode,lol . Great humor portrayal of the important of toilet tissue
Lol. That's great.