His Curses Sting
Too late, too late did my muse formulate!
I know an old man with Tourette's
Who swears every chance that he gets
If you look at him funny
I'll wager lotsa money
His curses sting worse than lost bets!
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John Cox
Twisted teller of mind bending tales. I never met a myth I didn't love or a subject that I couldn't twist out of joint. I have a little something for almost everyone here. Cept AI. Aint got none of that.
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Where's the Glory?
In breaking news, rehabilitated Republican Senator Johnnie Johnson (Pronouns: HE, HIM, HIS) called a press conference from the Men’s room of the New Orleans Louis Armstrong International Airport, Concourse B, across from the Ignatius Reilly’s Lucky Dog stand. The Senator had just returned from a sexual reorientation rehabilitation program in Memphis, TN after being publically disgraced at a Buckee’s Truckstop restroom soliciting sex from an undercover cop three months ago. He is a founding member of the Reformed Christians for Christ, a conservative, pro-family and ex-gay advocacy group. In the spirit of being reborn, Senator Johnson invited reporters to marvel at his plans for a major remodeling of airport bathrooms.
By Cathy Schieffelin4 days ago in Humor
Comments (19)
Witty and hilarious, John! And that picture 😂
Great Limerick… Bit of a tongue twister too.🙃
Very inventive. Tourettinio collapsor, Tourettinio cyclone...
Agree with L.C.
Brilliant! 😊👍
Haha, great poem, it made me smile😊
It’s a witty yet thoughtful take on how we often misinterpret things that are beyond someone’s control, while still maintaining a lighthearted feel. Very interesting poets.
I can’t get enough of these quirky photos. This limerick poem was 🔥 fun, playful and hilariously inventive. I had to read it a couple times because the flow and rhyme was also perfectly done. 👌🏽👏🏽
How very clever! Better late than never as they say! Fantastically funny, John!
Loved the rhymes! Haven't read a limerick in awhile. Enjoyed this so much! :)
Haha. That was hilarious, the poem and the pic.
Hahahahahahahaha I freaking loved this
I do love a limerick! And that picture?!
haha! what an image and better late than never when its poetic comedy gold!
I guess that would depend upon the bet, lol. But love the limerick!
OMG This is he best!
🤩🤩🤩 Perfect! Annnnd! 😅 Love how your first one turned out!
Cheers to you ole man Go crazy
DAMMIT, that was funny