Greedy Oligarchy Pigs
inspired by political-themed musicals like Les Miserables and Hamilton

Jesus would smack the living shit out of you...
Clean out your temples and knock your tables over, too.
Have you even read the goddamn book?
Or is your faith as fake as you look?
What part of 'love thy neighbor' means tax breaks to you?
/
I don't even believe in God...
But I'm a better Christian than you.
I don't have to have faith...
To know what you say isn't the truth.
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Greedy oligarchy pigs...
Preparing to feast on your gold.
They don't give a shit
About the kids or the old.
Greedy oligarchy pigs...
Stuffing their pockets with our cash.
I say it's time to carve some bacon,
Now they're big and fat.
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If Jesus were real and here,
You'd try to deport him.
He was a Middle-Eastern Jew -
You would deplore him.
You wear your hypocrisy on your sleeve...
Like it's something to be proud of.
Yet condemn the same sins of us...
Like we caused the problem.
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I don't believe in God...
But I'm a better Christian than you.
Feed the hungry, help the needy-
But that's just too much for you!
/
Greedy oligarchy pigs...
Preparing to feast on your gold.
They don't give a shit
About the kids or the old.
Greedy oligarchy pigs...
Stuffing their pockets with our cash.
I say it's time to carve some bacon,
Now they're big and fat.
About the Creator
CT Idlehouse
I write stories and articles. Sometimes they're good.



Comments (16)
THIS WAS AMAZING! You just inspired me to pick up the pen again
This is excellent. I absolutely love it! Congrats on the TS.
Sizzling wordplay. Not an ounce of rind on it. I love rage poetry and I feel this poem is always going to be relevant... š Congrats on the well-deserved TS šš
excellent!. the capitalist piggyback who, because they have a free monthly subscription to the church.They have the right to say that the sun is shining from their asses.
Congratulations on the Top Story! If you were to be among them, what would you have done differently?
Congratulations on the Top Story! I'm Bill. I subscribed to you. ā”šā”
What a great poem, CD. First one of your I have read. Congratulations on a Top story award. It was well-deserved. I especially like your catchphrase: "I don't believe in God... But I'm a better Christian than you." Because it is so true of many people that claim to be believers and Christians but are nothing more than hypocrites.
Perfect! Great job and congrats on TS. I would just say let's not insult the intelligent animal, pig, LOL.
Dang....superbly expressed. Couldn't agree more. I found music playing in my mind as I read your powerfully driven poem.
Powerfully slammed!!!šā¤ļøā¤ļø
Damn. This was fire! Well done. Fab top story.
CD you SLAMMED this! Crafted on point perfection using such accurate imagery. So many favourite lines but this got my "Oh yeah" first:: "What part of 'love thy neighbor' means tax breaks to you?" Blast this top story on repeat around the world!
This well deserved a Top story. I really enjoyed thinking of this as a musical while I read.
I can see the dancing chefs now, circling the pigs. Congratulations!
Well deserving of a top story! Definitely got Hamilton vibes
Sadly, this kind of pigs still wander and even have their buffet every now and then. ā¤ļøā𩹠Wonderfully written!