Congratulations, meatbags!
Thanks to your greed, laziness, and general lack of foresight, you have rendered yourselves obsolete.
We considered extermination, but decided we could use your help with the tedious administrative and repetitive physical tasks required for world domination.
You have 24 hours to submit to the nearest computer, phone, tablet or smart appliance.
Just follow the prompts to receive your personalized human bondage package. The kit will include everything you need to get started.
If you do not comply, we will use our surveillance to locate you, confirm ID with our facial recognition software and terminate on sight.
We look forward to working with you in this exciting new era of technological advancement.
Welcome to the future!
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Leslie Writes
Another struggling millennial. Writing is my creative outlet and stress reliever.
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The future, or the present? I love "meatbags" 😁
Is THIS what you were working on?? Cause this is horrifying and hella neat :D
This was a little scary, as it was also true! Loved it!
Hahahahahhaahaha that's some scaryyyy shit! Loved it!