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Comedic Ode to a Toothbrush

Ode to Ordinary

By Dennis Thomas IVPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Comedic Ode to a Toothbrush
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Comedic Ode to a Toothbrush

Yo, toothbrush, you crazy little thing,

You got me grinning, ready to sing.

You're like a stand-up act in my bathroom,

Making me laugh, chasing away the gloom.

Richard Pryer ain't got nothin' on your flair,

Bernie Mac couldn't compete, it's just not fair.

You dance on my teeth, doing your comedy routine,

Tickling my gums, oh, you're a dental queen.

You're like a tiny magician, casting spells,

With foamy bubbles and minty smells.

You make brushing a riot, a nightly show,

No cavities allowed, you steal the glow.

So, toothbrush, keep the comedy alive,

As you tackle plaque and keep gums revived.

With you around, I'll never be blue,

Keep me laughing, oh, toothbrush, I love you!

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