Busty Cats and more…
Limerick, funny or not, here they come!
I met an ant called pat
We went on walks with her busty cat
She gave me a bottle of wine
I said to her that I was fine
Only two of us were flat
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There was a soap called Sam
A grave old bloke who had a can
He told me of his struggles
That he’s thin and he juggles
I used him a tad too much, until he went… BAM!
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My tummy is like a balloon
It has a favourite tune
It really likes to grow
Some days it’s rather slow
Until it’s ready to boom
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I closed the door with great force
A voice told me it had no remorse
The voice was dressed in white and blue
What happened next, here’s a clue
My sweater locked me out without recourse
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A/N okay let me explain…. 🤭
Explanation not found ‼️ ⚠️
I hope you laughed. If you didn’t, then press the heart and comment anyway, its freeeee. I hope I made your day a tad better. Thank you for reading if you got this far. Wait, can you tell I am in a good mood today? Me neither. Thank you once again 🤗♥️🙏🏽
About the Creator
Caitlin Charlton
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Compelling and original writing
Creative use of language & vocab
Easy to read and follow
Well-structured & engaging content
Heartfelt and relatable
The story invoked strong personal emotions
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Zero grammar & spelling mistakes
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Comments (17)
I don't know how I missed this...it was delightful! Congratulations on your Top Story!
Creative children's book? lol
Now I want a busty cat, whatever it really is! :D This was great to read Caitlin, send us more. A little entertainment goes a long way.
Oh these were hilarious, Caitlin. Well done! And congrats on a light and funny Top Story! I needed these laughs!
😅 That was fun... Sometimes we just need to have fun with writing. Thank you for the laughs, Caitlin!
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Back to say congratulations on your Top Story! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
You definitely have a flair for absurdist humor. My fav was definitely the first. Let me explain: no explanation was laugh out loud funny!
Hahahahahahaha these were hilarious! My favourite was the third one!
😂😂 I took hold of my tummy as I read that one. That and Sam were my faves 😂😂
I laughed, and you did make my day better. Thanks for sharing 😀
Haha, I chuckled, Caitlin! Komal said it perfectly - the little bonkery sections all had their own fun. And, yes, this did make my day brighten/better 🤗♥️ I hope you ARE in a good mood, because you no doubt deserve it.
This was absolutely bonkers in the best way 😂👏 Each one's a little firecracker of absurd joy!
Yes, you made me giggle over these three limericks. Very good job and imagination too.
LOL, the one about your tummy was my favorite :) What a happy thing to read with my coffee, thank you.
😂🤣 I giggled for sure! My favorite was the busty cat. Thanks for the entertainment 🫶🏼
I like a good limerick, and yours did make me smile, especially when Sam went Bam