Beans Fried Once Is Sufficient
Invitation By Dana, For Donna And Paul
I'll admit, I'm not much of a cook,
but this dish leaves me feeling shook.
If you're out of ideas for fillers,
potatoes or rice would be killer.
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I wonder what this guy was thinking,
there's no doubt in my mind, he was drinking.
Who looks at a baby and says, hummm,
I will serve - what comes out of his bum.
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If it wasn't that good the first time,
what makes it better to try one more time?
If it smells like something has died,
you can bet that they'll call it refried.
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The nightmare of the diaper dreams,
heated poop, smooshing out of its seams.
Unless you want me to leave,
don't put that crap in my tacos, please!
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Wow nice lovely thanks for sharing..
Mmmm! good ole pamper surprise. This is hilarious Kelli. I'm on the fence about the beans. I don't like em but I don't hate em. 🤷🏽♀️
This is a cute one, but believe it or not I like refried beans to a point.
Hahahaha, Kelli! This is disgusting and brilliant!
why would anyone refry beans. why fry em in the first place. Geez, people are weird,
Ewwwww! Hahahahahahahhaha. I laughed soooo much reading this!
LOL!!! Loving it!!!❤️❤️💕
I thought this was funny. Just the term refried is enough to make me cringe. Sounds disgusting.
Hahahha. Fantastic
Hahaha
Omg, this is hilarious- and that title is perfect!
This is beyond hilarious kelli, love it
LMAO! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh, good job, Kelli! Thank you for taking up the challenge. I have to find time today to catch up on linking to these. This challenge is going to go down in history!
Diaper dreams. 😂😂😂 You have made it clear. 😂😎
“Who looks at a baby and says, hmmm, I will serve up - whatever comes out of his bum.“ Omggggg I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. That was awesome!
Refried beans & guac. Why?