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Ask me in December

My tongue-in-cheek submission to Bab's Unofficial Challenge

By Katarzyna PopielPublished 2 years ago Updated 2 years ago 1 min read
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On New Year’s Day,

One Mr. Grey

Wanted to have my number.

He asked me this:

Will I be his?

What a cheek! Ask me in December.

***

As days grew long

His lust was strong,

His heart a glowing ember.

He promised the moon

If we went out in June.

I don’t know… Ask me in December!

***

This rainy fall,

Wrapped in my shawl

I tried to endure November.

He tried sweet talk

To loose my frock.

Are you mad? Ask me in December.

***

One winter day

Poor Mr. Grey

Told me it was December.

He wanted me

To answer him.

Answer what? I can’t remember.

***

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Katarzyna Popiel

A translator, a writer. Two languages to reconcile, two countries called home.

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  • Jay Kantor2 years ago

    Hi Kp - I'm so glad that I've just discovered your so gorgeous eclectic presentations. *I've subscribed with pleasure to see what you may come up with next. Thank you for coming to the defense of my longtime chum, Rachel Deeming. I'm not a writer as you are, just a retired legal professional; a simple storyteller to archive 'For the kids Someday.' I've just written my 1st poem "Llama & Koala"..it didn't flow out of me as yours seem to do so freely. I'm not into contests or self promotion. I just enjoy doing my own sketching and leading into my short stories that way. Nice to virtually meet you - I will be scrolling through your offerings. btw; so didja date the dude, then? Jk.in.la. Jay Kantor, Chatsworth, California 'Senior' Vocal Author - Vocal Village Community -

  • Great! I enjoyed your poem.😊💕Thank you ❤️

  • Christy Munson2 years ago

    Lovely!

  • L.C. Schäfer2 years ago

    This is my favourite, and for someone who didn't like 50SoG, that's saying something 😁👍

  • TheSpinstress 2 years ago

    Haha! Poor Mr Grey. 😁

  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    Super fun and loved it!!!💕❤️❤️

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