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A Poet's Lament

Or Something Like That

By Dana CrandellPublished about a year ago Updated about a year ago 1 min read
A Poet's Lament
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Free verse, shmeeverse, give me structure!

Don't just vacuate some duct your

Brain engages with your hand, and

Declare it great, and call it grand!

~

Meter matters! Where's the timing?

Are you capable of rhyming?

Let me feel the "thrum" of iamb

In your words, Dear Sir or Madame!

~

If you'd call yourself a poet,

Please, at least attempt to show it!

Any child can throw together

Strings of words without a tether.

~

Bind the lines with grace and splendor.

Bless them with the rhymes you render,

And imbue them with a rhythm...

….

…..

…...

Oh, hell...

Mind not the p's and q's of rhyming.

Let your words flow like water

Over the rocks of ages,

Freely,

Naturally,

For the soul is without structure.

***

I've been playing with this little satirical piece for quite a while. Time to call it done! Thanks for Reading!

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About the Creator

Dana Crandell

Dad, Stepdad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.

Poet, Writer, Editor, Photographer, Artist

My poetry collection: Life, Love & Ludicrosity

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  • D.K. Shepardabout a year ago

    Definitely find value in both and am most comfortable operating somewhere in the middle! Loved this satirical rant!

  • Katarzyna Popielabout a year ago

    As someone who finds rhyming difficult I felt duly chastised... until I breathed a sigh of relief at the end! Quite a surprise it was.

  • *runs and hides from you* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Paul Stewartabout a year ago

    Love the 2 halves of this rant! even if I feel called out lol! brilliant tho and glad you shared it, sir!

  • Gene Lassabout a year ago

    Very nice. Sad to say a lot of the rhyming poetry I find on Vocal has serious problems with meter. Every time it reminds me of the Paul Simon lyric, from one of my favorite Simon and Garfunkel songs, "Kathy's Song": "I don't know why I spend my time Writing songs I can't believe With words that tear and strain to rhyme"

  • JBazabout a year ago

    I liked your rant on proper procedure and then free versing for fun. Well done

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