
Bring May Flowers
I gently placed yesterday’s socks on the tip top of the mountain of clothes piled up on my computer chair. I stared in agony as the month old heap of yoga pants, crew necks and cardigans tumbled to the floor. I laugh to myself thinking, “this is unreal.” I fish around my jewelry box and pull out an old stretched out hair tie. I throw my hair in a top bun and survey my studio apartment. It was a disaster. To go boxes from several bad dates and door dash leftovers littered my kitchen counter. I should really start cooking more. I have been in a three month funk since the break up with my ex of two years.
I joined countless dating apps to try and rid myself of the picture perfect memories. Those same pictures were hidden and cut up in a box under my bed. My friends would be furious to find that box but I can’t seem to toss them yet. I hear my i-Phone ring in the distance. I move a few sofa cushions and find it nestled at the bottom of my couch. It’s my mom and she wants to make dinner at my place tonight. Which really means she wants to get all in my business and make sure I’m not drowning in my own sorrow. I scroll through my other notifications:
Tinder.
Wifi bill is due soon.
Some creepy guy wants to be friends on facebook.
Tinder.
More Tinder.
I slam my phone down on my coffee table and quickly pick it back up checking for scratches. I press and hold down on the Tinder app and delete it. Bye bye. When I get in a funk like this only old soul music brings me back to earth. I switch on apple music and let the melodies take hold of me. I drag my garbage can to the middle of the floor. I grab my tv remote and begin to karaoke to the sounds of Marvin Gaye.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to make me go on another Tinder date. I toss all the old food containers in the black Hefty bag. I dance through my apartment like a hurricane picking up old mail, crumpled up notebook paper filled with wishful travel plans and empty water bottles. I fill up the can fairly quickly. I take the bag out of the can. I drop a new bag (still folded up) at the bottom of the can. Then I take another bag to actually line the garbage can with. This is a trick I learned from my mom whenever you go to change the garbage bag out, you will not have to go searching too hard or too far to find a new one. “You are assisting your future self.” She wants me to be so efficient in everything that I do. I run the garbage outside to the chute.
I separate the clothes. Whites from colors. Lights from darks. I throw a load in and leave the remaining heap to wait its turn. I scrape old ice cream from some bowls in my sinks and put them in the dishwasher. I load the rest of the dishes and press start. I wait for the first sound of the water whooshing around to make sure the cycle has begun. I Swiffer sweep my wooden floors. I fluff the pillows on my sofa. I quickly jump in the shower. I throw on a simple blue tunic dress and brush my hair into the perfect low ponytail. I look around my apartment and I am amazed. Cinderella had cleaned up just in time for the ball. For finishing touches I turned on my stove and put the fire on a low simmer. I pulled out one of my stainless steel saucepans and poured some Fabuloso cleaning solution in it. I leave it on the stove for about seven to nine minutes. The tropical spring smell danced all over my apartment. I hear a knock at my door. Its my mom holding flowers. “April showers,” she says. She looks around my apartment in disapproval. “This place is a mess.” I laugh to myself and thinking “Bring May flowers.”



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