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America at a Standstill: Inside the Longest Government Shutdown in U.S. History
The United States has entered a historic and uncertain moment. The ongoing federal government shutdown — now surpassing 40 days — has become the longest in U.S. history. What began as a standoff over budget priorities has spiraled into a nationwide crisis affecting everything from airport security to food assistance programs.
By Shakil Sorkar2 months ago in Journal
President Trump’s Inauguration Day Trends Across the U.S.: A Nation Divided Yet Deeply Engaged
As Donald J. Trump takes the oath of office once again, the United States finds itself in a familiar yet dramatically different political moment. His inauguration day quickly rose to the top of social media trending topics, dominating hashtags, news cycles, and public discourse. Millions tuned in to watch the swearing-in ceremony, a defining moment in Trump's return to the presidency, from Washington, D.C. to small towns across the country. It is a stark reminder of deep divisions and the persistent polarization of American politics; for opponents, it is a symbol of revival and redemption. A Triumphant Return to Power
By Shakil Sorkar2 months ago in Journal
The Future of Same-Sex Marriage Rights in the U.S. Hangs in the Balance
Nearly ten years have passed since the landmark Obergefell v. Hodges made same-sex marriage legal all over the country. Now, the issue that seemed to be over is back in the news and could be brought back before the Court. Marriage equality is once more at the center of America's cultural and constitutional crossroads thanks to a new legal challenge. A former county clerk who refused to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples on religious grounds is the subject of the ensuing case. Her legal team is now arguing that the Obergefell decision violated her religious freedom, not only to justify her actions but also to get the Supreme Court to reconsider its 2015 decision. For millions of LGBTQ+ Americans, this moment feels like déjà vu. The struggle for marriage equality was long, arduous, and powerful on a symbolic level. However, advocates are concerned that hard-won rights may be eroded, if not completely overturned, in light of a Supreme Court that is more conservatively oriented and shifting political winds. A Precedent Under Pressure
By Shakil Sorkar2 months ago in Journal
iPhone 17 Series Smashes Pre‑order Record in China Within First Minute
The Apple iPhone 17 series has made a spectacular debut in China, breaking pre‑order records by surpassing the iPhone 16 series’ full first-day sales within just the first minute of availability. This achievement demonstrates Apple’s continued strength in one of its most crucial markets.
By Shakil Sorkar2 months ago in Journal
Wall Street Soars as Trump Pauses EU Tariffs: A Trade Truce Sparks Market Rally
The mood on Wall Street was electric today as major U.S. stock indexes soared in response to President Donald Trump’s surprise announcement that he would pause upcoming tariff hikes on European imports. The decision, which came amid ongoing trade negotiations, sent a wave of optimism through global markets and lifted investor sentiment that had been weighed down by fears of escalating trade tensions.
By Shakil Sorkar2 months ago in Journal
"A Ray, A Story: When Hope Was Born in the Dark"
When the Night Felt Endless The room was silent except for the ticking of an old wall clock. Every second felt like a tiny hammer striking the hollow shell of the night. Outside, the world slept under a sky stripped of stars. Inside, Lena sat curled into herself on the floor, arms wrapped around her knees, rocking ever so slightly. The dim light from a streetlamp spilled a faint orange glow through the cracked blinds, but it did nothing to soften the shadows pressing in from every corner.
By Shamshair Khan Hasan Zai2 months ago in Journal
Antonio Brown Captured in Dubai by U.S. Marshals on Attempted Murder Charge
Antonio Brown Captured in Dubai by U.S. Marshals on Attempted Murder Charge Antonio Brown, once an NFL superstar, just got picked up by U.S. Marshals in Dubai. The arrest follows an international chase, all tied to an attempted murder charge from Miami. Brown, now 37, was once famous for breaking records as a wide receiver. Now, his name’s in the news for something much darker.
By Shakil Sorkar2 months ago in Journal
Broncos acknowledge ongoing offensive struggles after grinding out an ugly win over the Raiders.
The Denver Broncos pulled off a win on Sunday, but honestly, not many fans are throwing a party about it. After slogging through an ugly 16–10 victory over the Las Vegas Raiders, even the team isn’t pretending everything’s fine. The offense is still way off the mark.
By Shakil Sorkar2 months ago in Journal
🎸 End of an Era: Legendary Classic Rock Band Announces Farewell Tour
If you love classic rock, this one stings. The kind of headline that stops you in your tracks: one of the greats is calling it quits. After more than forty years of rattling stadium rafters, topping charts, and racking up hall-of-fame honors, the band has decided it’s time to hang up their touring boots. But the music? Yeah, that’s not going anywhere.
By Shakil Sorkar2 months ago in Journal
🏈 When the Game Gets Too Heavy: Why Marshawn Kneeland’s Death Is a Wake-Up Call for NFL Mental Health
The football world is reeling after the sudden death of Dallas Cowboys defensive end Marshawn Kneeland at just 24 years old. While investigators are still piecing together what happened, early reports point to suicide. It’s a gut punch—one that’s left teammates, coaches, and fans all asking the same question: how did it come to this?
By Shakil Sorkar2 months ago in Journal
🇪🇺 “Europe Bends the Rules?” How Big Tech Is Shaping the Future of AI Regulation
When the European Union rolled out its Artificial Intelligence Act, the idea was pretty bold. They wanted to set the bar for the whole world—a set of rules to protect people’s rights, keep things transparent, and make sure the most powerful AI tools didn’t run wild.
By Shakil Sorkar2 months ago in Journal
