A Vocal Table of Contents for My Stories
A better way to find my stuff
Mrs. Control Freak checking in here. I don’t care for the way in which Vocal has organized my stories on my profile page, so I have taken matters into my own hands.
As I told you in my story introducing myself, I write a LOT about a LOT of different stuff. And being a writer, I want you to read my stuff. Which you can’t do if you can’t find a story subject of mine that you are looking for.
My thanks to Vocal for their new innovations in addressing this “location” issue. They now allow me to “pin” 3 of my favorite stories to the top of my Profile Page, so I am assured that you see them. They also give you, the reader, the ability to find my diverse stories under their “Communities” tabs on my Profile Page. The problem with that is – If I can’t remember in which Community I listed my story, how are you going to know where it is.
There’s also that other problem that’s been with me since I started on Vocal. When I finish a story, I have difficulty figuring out into which Community it fits. I waste a ridiculous amount of time scrolling through Communities and sub-topics within those Communities trying to match my story to one of them.
For example, PetLife is straightforward. All my stories about dogs show up in PetLife. Makes perfect sense.
I don't recall where I put my whimsical story about the parallels between hurricane and blizzard reporting by television newscasters, but when published, I noticed it ended up in Science. I surely didn’t put it there, and if you wanted to read a whimsical story about hurricane and blizzard reporting, would you look in Science? Maybe you would, but I wouldn’t.
How did my whimsical article about me being mosquito bait end up in fiction, while my Owl Challenge story, which was pure fiction made up out of my imagination, end up in Secrets?
I don’t know the answer to those questions, so here is my personal solution. Below you will find a list, in alphabetical order, of the topics I have written about and links to each of the stories under those topics. Simple and straightforward.
Anytime you want to read a story/article/blog of mine, go to this Table of Contents Story, which will ALWAYS be pinned at the top of my Story Section, and click on it to find an organized, informative list of my work.
If you wish to use this format for your own Profile Page, I won’t mind as long as you cite and link to this article, giving me proper credit for the idea. Seems fair to me. You are welcome.
INTRODUCTION TO ME:
A VOCAL TABLE OF CONTENTS FOR MY STORIES
Curious? – Getting to know the writer behind the big smile
MY CATEGORIES (in alphabetical order ):
Alzheimer's Disease
Alzheimer’s Disease — The Top 5 Early Symptoms — It’s Not Always About Memory -
Alzheimer's Day Care - 7 things you should know before signing on the dotted line.
Be Aware of These 6 Basic Rules for Communicating With an Alzheimer Patient or Risk Losing Their Comprehension- Ways to Avoid Meltdowns
Never Argue - The Most Important Lesson to Learn When Interacting with a Person with Alzheimer's Disease - Learn how to de-escalate an argument.
Is it Time to Take the Keys? - 3 Secrets about Alzheimer's Disease and Driving That Will Give You the Answer
An Artist's Self - Portrait Demonstrates His Own Descent into Alzheimer Hell - The pictures tell the story -TOP STORY WINNER
Help for Men Caring for Wives with Alzheimer's Disease- 6 Best Personal Hygiene and Intimate ClothingTips sease — The Top 5 Early Symptoms — It’s Not Always About Memory -
Caregiving for a Spouse With Alzheimer's Disease- A blog from my Alzheimer’s website, written in 2013, a few months before I had to place my husband in a nursing home – crying over the memories of our life together
Customer Service:
THE CASHLESS BANK — — Not an Oxymoron; a 21st-Century Reality - The Follow-Up to My Pencil-Less Bank Story
The Pencil-Less Bank - A Frightening New Millennium Story -The Future Has Arrived and it's a Nightmare!
The Latest Airline Ripoff — Making You Pay For an Ounce of Snacks — The Airline Policy That Broke My ToleranceBefore You Get on the Plane
My Samsung Smartwatch Left Me for Dead -Four Important Tips so you don't make my mistake.
Customer Service Nightmare -A recognizable story
Customer Service Revisited- Good news and bad news
I Earned an "A"- A humorous look at my "entanglement" with a Comcast agent- TOP STORY WINNER
I Don't Work for Walmart - Not being paid to be a cashier
Dating:
Could I Have Found What I Didn't Know I Was Looking For in My Online Dating Search - Right Next Door to Me? - The unexpected update to my article, Dating an Older Man
I'll Let You Know When I Want to See You Half Naked - It's NOT in your online dating profile
Dating an "Older Man" - A Whole Different Story When You're No Longer 20 Years Old - A Changing Perspective on Dating as You Age
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck - Part II - What is She Teaching Her Children?
Freshman Hickie Course 101 - The price of withholding sex education- TOP STORY WINNER
My Senior Online Dating Saga - Avoiding a Serial Killer
Every Girl Needs a Johnny Castle Once in Her Life - My "Dirty Dancing" summer
Diet and Exercise:
My Weightloss Journey Through Bariatric Surgery Series:
Part 1 - The Life That Led Me to Bariatric Surgery - Too fat to fit
Part 2 - The Road to Bariatric Surgery - Full of potholes
Part 3 - Struggling Through the Pre-Surgery Medical Requirements - A laundry list of hurdles
Part 4 - Failing the Pre-Surgery Psychological Clearance - An unexpected development
Part 5 - Pre-Surgery Education Class - The fattest one in the room
Part 6 - Starving for Surgery - If I could stay on a starvation diet, I wouldn't need the surgery
Part 7 - Bariatric Surgery Finally Arrives - Along with major complications
Part 8 - Post Bariatric Surgery Life Begins - Liquids, Pureed food, and NO HUNGER
Part 9 - Half My Size After Bariatric Surgery - Adjusting to my new thinner body
The Walking Queen - Only a doctor's death warning could get me up at 5 am to walk.
Clueless Scientists Conduct a Diet Study - Apparently Diet Study scientists have never been on a diet.
Traveling the World Without Leaving My Basement - The ultimate in travel and exercise
Snack Like a Supermodel -Snacks to keep you thin - there's a catch
How Much Do Earrings Weigh? - The big weight dilemma
Dogs:
It's Not My Fault My Dog Niece Gained Weight - I had nothing to do with it.
Stop Hero-Worshiping Police Dogs - They're the Victims
Dogs vs. Cats — Why Dogs Reign Supreme
The Survey - Should I Get a Dog? - I asked Vocal members to vote
Dogs Are People Too - The personality traits and quirks of the dogs in my life
A Letter from Dog Heaven - Brandy's request for Mom
Fiction:
The Treasure in the Attic - A priceless find - VOCAL+ FICTION CHALLENGE FINALIST
An Owl's Wisdom Guides My Life - He spoke to me.
How To Improve Your Writing:
The Marketing Monster Won't Let Me Write - marketing takes up all of my time
Gain Readers by Spending Less Time on Marketing - A Plan to Tame the Marketing Monster
Writing Without Researching is NOT an Option - You don't know as much as you think you do
The Art of Constructive Criticism - Criticism with a purpose
The Importance of Keeping Your Writing Safe - Back it up, back it up, back it up
Inspirational Stories:
6 Ways Ordinary People Squeezed Positivity out of Tragedy -What you can learn from their lessons
I Never Had a Father - And I'm Okay With That - I had something better
How We Can Fix America's Broken Health Care System -The Easy Sure-Fire Program That's Guaranteed to Work - It's working for me.
The Biggest Lesson I Learned From Being A Blake Shelton Fan - no one was more surprised than me. - TOP STORY WINNER
Unlock the Secret to Success at Any Age by Answering One Simple Question - The answer changed my life
The Life Lessons I Learned From My Quadriplegic Cousin- A life of tragedy and triumph
My Time to Shine -How weight loss led me to find my true self
Guilt is the Price Tag of My Success - My husband's life for my success
Movie Reviews:
Elvis Lives! As portrayed by newcomer Austin Butler-a risky choice that is paying off at the box office- A Biased Opinion
My Love Story:
Is Love at First Sight Real? - The answer is in my life
Posthumous Tribute to My Husband on Our 50th Wedding Anniversary - A Lifetime of Love
Pandemic stories:
COVID Knocked Me on My Ass - And That's After FOUR Vaccine Shots-It's not pretty.
Pandemic Pounds - Eating our way through quarantine
Lessons From Quarantine - Top 10 things I learned from being quarantined
Sports:
Tom Brady-Selfish, Egotistical, Self-Centered?- Is it worth losing his family over his football career?
Platform Writing Etiquette
Link Bombs Stink - I am no longer allowing you to detonate them in my space
Whimsical Spin on Daily Life:
The Cockroach Story You Requested - I deliver on my promises.
Snake in Your Garage - A Simple Hack for Getting Rid of It -I did it myself.
Frogs in Your Toilet - Shock, Awe, and How You Can Get Rid of Them - It happened to me.
Kylie Jenner's Niche Made Her a Billionaire. Will My Niche Do the Same for Me? - My path to wealth
Are You Autosexual - Kourtney Kardashian's Latest Revelation -in love with yourself
Oscar Red Carpet - Nudity Ruled
When the Baby Boomer Generation was "cool" or "Gucci" in Millennial Speak - Your grandma wore a mini skirt - TOP STORY WINNER
Screw the Gray - Going gray is not all it's cracked up to be
Freezing in Florida - It's all a matter of perspective
The Day I Almost Burned Down the House - A child's baking disaster
Hurricanes andBlizzards- Parallels in overzealous reporting
How an Idea of Buying a $500 Couch Snowballed into a $4000 Remodeling Adventure - A widow's heartwarming memory- TOP STORY WINNER
Plugged in to Read - Real books vs e-readers
Blonde Isn't Always the Answer- Embracing the gray
Where is My Vote? - I wasn't even allowed to vote.
It's a TALL, TALL, World -Not suitable for "Shorties"
Losing Control- The invisible "bots" have taken over my life.
It Started With Ice Cream - Disappearing Product
Mosquitoes on the Attack - Trouble in the air
Born With a Faulty Directional Gene - Perpetually Lost
The Old Lady and the Flat Tire - Big Mistake
Widowhood:
The Fog of Grief - Writing my husband's eulogy
My Husband, The Dragon Slayer - I miss my bug killer
About the Creator
Joan Gershman
Retired - Speech/language therapist, Special Education Asst, English teacher
Websites: www.thealzheimerspouse.com; talktimewithjoan.com
Whimsical essays, short stories -funny, serious, and thought-provoking
Weightloss Series



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