Wit

When You Call A Woman A Tart. Remember A Tart Is Food.
I love tarts. I like Lemon tarts, cherry tarts, Jam tarts, and most tarts. I also love savory tarts. Tarts are delicious, so to those of you who have been called a tart, I applaud you because you must be tasty.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
The Sizable Invasion of the Coat Hanger Army. Top Story - September 2023.
What was supposed to be another quiet and rainy day down here on planet Earth soon turned out to be anything but, for those blouses, jeans, and shirts that were patiently waiting to be put away after their long-drawn-out affair with the heat machine, that their humans insisted upon throwing them in.
By Jonathan Townend2 years ago in Humor
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Top Story - September 2023. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
By Alex H Mittelman 2 years ago in Humor
My First Stand-Up Act As a Comedian
"HEY VOCAL! Thank you so much, I'm happy to be here tonight. You know, my presence here today is a surprise. I have a side gig, other than being the most amazing writer of all time in ... never. I guess it's more of a main gig, since it earns more than writing... but that's okay. It's a gig, right?
By Hope Martin2 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles - Part IV
Moroccan Hollywood Awaits Biggest Production Yet with Filming of the Musical Jason and the Arganauts Set to Begin Soon Native Moroccan Anouar Hajoui aka DJ Cut Killer Will Write and Score the Film’s Musical Numbers
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
BE BUG AWARE
It is starting to get cooler here in Britain and typically, a lot of creatures look for different places to hide themselves when the weather changes. Not all of these are welcome.
By Rachel Deeming2 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles - Part III
Setting the Record Straight - I Have No Ties to the Moroccan Government or Any Financial Interests in the Argan Oil Business
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
"The Perils of Procrastination: A Comedic Exploration of Delayed Responsibilities"
We've all been there. It's a bright, sunny day, and you've got a mountain of tasks to tackle. Your to-do list stares at you like a judgmental owl, silently accusing you of being the ultimate procrastinator. But fear not, fellow procrastinators, for in the world of delayed responsibilities, there is humor to be found!
By Ink Mystic2 years ago in Humor
Little Slashes.
I still can't understand why after getting it so good the first time around, my parents decided to try for more children, three times!
By Esther Boluwatife Bonojo2 years ago in Humor
A Letter to Them Vocal Judges. Top Story - September 2023.
*Author's note: This entire thing is one big joke. I say all this with the most lighthearted of comments. This is meant to be a funny work of almost-fiction portraying my inner child that gets pouty when I don't get what I want. I mean no offense to anyone. Enjoy, because this is go'n be a wild ride.*
By Chloe2 years ago in Humor
New Faux News, Inc 5/5/23
New Faux News, Inc A global news organizan hell bent on finding out the truth… at any cost!
By Alex H Mittelman 2 years ago in Humor
Boomer Teaching Moments
I admit it- I am that Boomer that watches Facebook Reels, further ruining the platform for the Gen-Alphabet kids. But I enjoy it and I learn things: like who KNEW that the Dollar Tree had stuff that can be hot glued to other stuff to create even more stuff? And whoever thought about making videos about it? Genius.
By Judey Kalchik 2 years ago in Humor