Sketches
Boomers In Paradise LLC
Boomers In Paradise LLC presented to Vocal Medias “Pitch Your Pilot” Challenge. by J.S. Wade Synopsis Seven single retirees live in a boarding house manor located in a historic neighborhood in St. Augustine, Fla. The Landlady, Selma Landry, a native of St. Augustine, had lived in the carriage house behind the Manor and is a character in the show. A fine line between Viv’s dementia and Selma’s ghost is navigated throughout the show.
By J. S. Wade3 years ago in Humor
The winter vacation
The winter vacation, dad also had free time, we came up with the same proposal to go to the field to see the squirrel, so the proposal passed smoothly. I like squirrel because it has many characteristics that make me very curious. The squirrel is a very cute little animal, very pleasing. It not only has flexible limbs, but also quick action. And its small and exquisite face, inlaid with a pair of shining black gems - small eyes. The mane is grayish brown. Its large tail was conspicuous, fluffy, and pointed upward. Its tail doesn't seem to match its body very well. But the squirrel's appearance is a different kind of beauty. Squirrels like to jump on the branches, very clever. When it is in the tree, as long as someone under the tree gently touches the trunk, some of them hide under the branches, or the daring will jump and flee to other trees. Maybe people alerted it. Their vigilance is so high! This made me more curious about them. Squirrels like to live in tall trees. They grow their nests in the middle of the branches. When they build their nest, they first take some small branches, put them together, and find some dry moss to spread on them, and then they smooth out the moss, and their nest is finished. Squirrels often eat pine nuts, hazelnuts and other dried fruits, and sometimes they will find bird eggs to eat. In the autumn, squirrels begin to store food for the winter, stuffing it into the crevices, stuffing it full. In winter, they sometimes dig through the deep snow with their claws to find food. I like squirrel, because it is cute, small and flexible. Maybe I like it more because the squirrel brings me the best memory of childhood!Students are ready! Their legs made a lunge, their feet on the ground, their bodies leaning back hard, their hands gripping the rope like pincers. Then the commander raised the red flag and waved it down! The game is on! Everybody clench your teeth and pull! But the other side always had the upper hand. We narrowed our eyes tightly, our faces were red and our hands were blue. Our brows were furrowed, our teeth clenched, and our hands were strangled. He leaned back hard, but his feet slipped forward uncontrollably. Each of us let out a howl of despairing anger: "Ah!" The teacher is also Shouting for us: "one, two, come on! One, two, come on!" The cheerleaders saw that the situation was not good, and quickly increased the volume of the refueling voice: "Come on, come on!" Hearing these encouraging voices, we felt the weight of the burden on our shoulders even more. So, we tried our best," Pull!" We try our best, the opponent is not outdone, the strength of both sides is neck and neck, the game into a stalemate. At this time, we think we must be quick! So, we pull as hard as we can! Finally, we won the first round! The first round of the game is over, some of the students are cheering for our victory, and some are shaking their hands and feet to show that they are very tired. Round two begins! We switched venues with each other. At the commander's whistle, we started the game again! But because we won the first round, some students relaxed their vigilance, so in the second round, we lost to Class Three. The decisive third round has begun! Because we lost too much physical strength in the first two rounds, we were pulled out of the past by three shifts at the beginning. We lost the third round, which means we lost the whole game. Although the other side finally entered the final, but we do not regret, because we tried our best! This competition also let me realize the power of teamwork, I will work hard in the future to win glory for the class!
By Taylor Holloway3 years ago in Humor
The Rain
Once upon a time, in a quaint little village nestled at the foot of a majestic mountain range, two friends named Sarah and Alex found themselves caught in a sudden downpour. Seeking shelter under the awning of a cozy café, they decided to pass the time by engaging in a delightful conversation. As the rain gracefully descends, it paints a symphony of serenity, awakening the senses and igniting the soul. Let its gentle touch guide you into a world of reflection and inspiration.
By kulandaivel3 years ago in Humor
Satan, Sick of Summons . Top Story - June 2023. Content Warning.
Satan started off as a great warrior for anarchy and free will, a genuine rebel without a cause. He hadn’t intended to be evil, he just didn’t like living by the rules. After being banished to hell, god sends books to earth explaining how to summon Satan, just to annoy him. Every time someone uses one of these books and does a summoning spell, they always ask Satan to do a really monotonous and sometimes evil favor, and after thousands of years, Satan is annoyed. He actually earned his deal making reputation by trying to make deals to get out of doing favors.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
Dick Winchester in... Dick Winchester Episode 1: “Gratuity Not Included”
Book 1, Chapter 4 INTRO / A LONE SAXOPHONE MOANS A MOURNFUL NOTE NARRATOR A city street caught somewhere between the rock and a place too hard for even the hardest man. Yet, one hard man walks this dead-end street, his shoulders hunched forward beneath his leather jacket. In this town full of losers, a city of shut down strangers and hot rod angels, some want him dead. Even less want him alive. Those few that remain know that it will take more than death to see the last of... Dick Winchester.
By Stephen A. Roddewig3 years ago in Humor
"The Hilarious Journey of Indian Weddings"
The Hilarious Journey of Indian Introduction: Indian weddings are an extravaganza of love, emotions, and never-ending buffets. Beyond the glitz and glamour, they often feature side-splitting situations that leave guests in stitches. In this article, we embark on a comical exploration of the perils and pleasures that make Indian weddings truly unforgettable.
By naresh nacchu3 years ago in Humor
Receptionists
The Prompt Write a pitch for the pilot of a comedy TV series. Concept A doctor's surgery. The doctor does not actually want to see patients, but wants to be paid, so instructs his receptionists to stop patients from making appointments, and disturbing his hobbies of virtual golf and watching daytime television.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 3 years ago in Humor








