Sketches
Kubrick's Cats
Blinking lights and a thousand useless switches. Tiny triangular windows surrounded by heavy bolts. The space was cramped, but he was calm. It was his companion who was having a problem with the lack of space. He was curled over his instruments into the smallest possible space to make the interior feel bigger.
By Schuyler Ebersol2 years ago in Humor
The One Star Review . Content Warning.
Dear Yurp reviews, This was the worst meal I ever had. My friends and I went to Goma Bakery for some good eats. We had heard good things from other customers. We heard they used a special, sticky plant juice that enhanced the flavor of their food. We heard they were great and had a top notch world famous Michelin rated chef serving the best food and had excellent customer service with a top notch wait staff. People say they always left full and the prices were reasonable.
By Alex H Mittelman 2 years ago in Humor
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Top Story - September 2023. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
By Alex H Mittelman 2 years ago in Humor
Boomer Teaching Moments
I admit it- I am that Boomer that watches Facebook Reels, further ruining the platform for the Gen-Alphabet kids. But I enjoy it and I learn things: like who KNEW that the Dollar Tree had stuff that can be hot glued to other stuff to create even more stuff? And whoever thought about making videos about it? Genius.
By Judey Kalchik 2 years ago in Humor
"A Confectionery Caper: The Legend of Lolipop and the Candied Emerald"
In the heart of Sugarville, a town known for its candy-coloured houses and confectionery charm, lived the notorious criminal mastermind, Lolipop. With her vibrant purple hair and a penchant for mischief, Lolipop was as enigmatic as the candies she adored. She had pulled off countless daring heists, leaving behind her signature lollipop-shaped calling card.
By Harry Stephen2 years ago in Humor
How has Richard Simmons' representative, Tom Estey, described his current state of happiness?. Content Warning.
Richard Simmons' representative, Tom Estey, has often been in the spotlight when it comes to discussing the renowned fitness guru's current state of happiness. Estey, a publicist known for his close relationship with Simmons, has provided insights into Simmons' emotional well-being, shedding light on his client's contentment and overall outlook on life. While it is important to note that Estey's statements reflect his perspective and are subject to interpretation, they offer valuable glimpses into Simmons' happiness and personal journey.
By Word Weaver 2 years ago in Humor
Interview with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Content Warning.
Today, I interview a great scientist who’s discoveries have made his local village proud. He’s a scientist with an alter ego. He’s no poet, but he has written a lot of scientific papers, and many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he’s had several major Hollywood movies produced about his life.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
