Satirical
Why I'm Convinced My Printer is Possessed
The moment I swiped my card at the electronic store, I was living my best life. After years of lugging my laptop to the public library and tolerating their prehistoric printing facilities, I'd finally acquired my own printer. Little did I know, I was signing up for a comedic horror story featuring demonic circuits, possessed ink cartridges, and more paper jams than a bureaucrat's worst nightmare. Here's why I'm convinced my printer is possessed.
By Nathan Chen3 years ago in Humor
Telephonic Adventures in Mental Health
(Recorded message): Hello. You are through to Farringdon House, the home of your local mental health crisis team - the people who care. Please listen to the following information and then select the appropriate option. If you are trying to contact your designated mental health professional, press ‘1’ and leave a message. We cannot stress this enough - You HAVE to leave a message. Yes - life would be easier if you could just speak directly to someone but there's a lot of strange people out there and we have to filter out the cranks. Not that you're a crank. You're probably a lovely person with a genuine mental ilness - Or maybe not. Perhaps you are a crank. A timewasting crank. In which case, we detest you. Using an imgainary mental illness as an excuse for your miserable life? You make us want to vomit - Hang on - Where was I? - Designated mental health professional - blah blah - press ‘1’ - leave a message - yadda yadda - there we are. That's it - Back on track. Due to the volume of messages currently being left using option '1', Doug on Reception is struggling to keep track of who’s trying to speak to whom (the front desk is an administrational Omaha Beach – Post-It notes strewn everywhere). Please be patient with him – it’s his first week. I’m sure he’ll pass your message on to the right person. Eventually. In the unlikely event that Doug did manage to pass your message onto the correct person, they may have called you back. If so, they probably missed you and left you a message. If you are responding to such a message — which itself was a response to your message — press ‘2’ and leave a message saying that you got a message about your message and — you know what? Let Doug sort that out. If you have called previously and left messages via the ‘1’ and ‘2’ buttons — i.e. you’ve left a message, someone’s then left a message for you, and you’ve then left a message about that message — press ‘3’ and leave a message — Actually, it’s best not to. No one listens to the messages left in pot 3. It’s a rabbit-hole we chose not to go down — nothing makes sense there. Messages about messages about messages — it’s like a Christopher Nolan movie. If you’re in distress and require advice or support, press ‘5’ — Sorry, press ‘4' - Or is it ‘6’? Or is is '#'? Tell you what – just press ‘1’ and leave a message. I’m sure Doug will figure it out. Whilst you’re here, I need to remind you that if you fail to speak to your designated mental health professional in person on a regular basis, you will be discharged from our care. If you have any questions about the information provided today, press ‘1’ and leave a message. Doug will sort out the rest. Thank you for calling Farringdon House and have a great day. And remember — you can always talk to us.
By Christopher Donovan3 years ago in Humor
Taking the Knee to be Criminalised by UK Government
Brighton, England — At the Conservative party’s annual conference, a Home Office spokesman today announced plans to make ‘Taking the knee’ illegal. Any professional sportsman who continued to do could face a hefty prison sentence under the new legislation.
By Christopher Donovan3 years ago in Humor
Eternal Nightlife
Synopsis: "Eternal Nightlife" revolves around Karmilla, a 174-year-old immortal blood-sucker who struggles to find the perfect source of untainted human blood in the modern world. With her sarcastic wit, a penchant for mischief, and an unexpected encounter with a hopeless romantic, Karmilla's life takes a hilarious turn as she navigates the complexities of love, friendship, and immortality.
By Karina Thyra3 years ago in Humor
Pilot, the Pilot
For my pitch, I would like to do a TV show about...pilots. I had better be clear about this one. I do not mean that I want to do a sequel to 'Wings' (although I was a fan of the show and always wondered where they would head next). I mean a TV show where every episode is a pilot for a new project.
By Kendall Defoe 3 years ago in Humor
County Road 489
Synopsis: "County Road 489" is a delightful comedy television series set in a charming rural town where an array of colorful characters and their whimsical lives take center stage. The show lovingly explores the idiosyncrasies of lower-income residents, while tastefully navigating the challenges of addiction and mental health. With a blend of heartwarming moments, situational comedy, and witty banter, "County Road 489" levity brings laughter to audiences while fostering a sense of community and understanding.
By Ashleigh Nicole3 years ago in Humor
solomom tv
Solomon tv The main protagonists are the mega rich owner of tv empire, his 2 children and the program makers. Mr Solomon has built up a massive media empire over a number of years, as he reaches time to retire he isn't sure which child to bequeath the empire to. His son or his daughter, he decides to hand the control of a failing channel to each child.
By ASHLEY SMITH3 years ago in Humor
TRAVEL TALES
"Traveling is a journey filled with unexpected detours, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable adventures. In the realm of travel, laughter becomes the universal language, connecting us through shared funny moments that become the most treasured souvenirs."
By Zenia Samson3 years ago in Humor
