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Tinder Travesties 2 - The Anatomy of Lawrence. Content Warning.
This article was declined upon first submission for "not meeting the quality standards." There were no other notes. I deleted a few sentences I thought could be problematic and reformatted, but it seems as though Vocal wants to censor this in-depth critique of Lawrence. We'll see if this article makes it past the censors this second time. I'll see you on the other side, friends.
By Steven Christopher McKnight2 years ago in Humor
Horoscopes for February
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Byte Brews: The Great Tea vs. Coffee Code Debate
In the dim glow of computer screens and the hum of servers, Alex and Morgan, two computer wizards armed with keyboards and a penchant for caffeine, found themselves embroiled in a spirited debate about the virtues of tea and coffee in the bustling realm of coding and debugging.
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By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
